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x3hunniebunniex3
posted a quote
September 8, 2011 3:57pm UTC

me without you
IS LIKE
facebook without friends
YouTube without videos and
Google with no results

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misslol520
posted a quote
September 8, 2011 4:43pm UTC

If I never met you , I wouldn't like you .
If I didn't like you , I wouldn't love you .
IfI didn't love you , I wouldn't miss you .
But I did , I do , and I will .
♥
.

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AriannaJacobs
posted a quote
September 8, 2011 4:28pm UTC

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Cinderella; walked on broken glass.
Sleeping Beauty; let a whole life time pass.
Belle; fell in love with a hideous beast.
Jasmine; married a common theif.
Ariel; walked on land for love and life.
Snow White; barley escaped a knife.
-It was all about blood, sweat, and tears; because love means facing your biggest fears. ♥;*
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Scarletstrawberries
posted a quote
August 29, 2011 10:42pm UTC

Dear Teacher,
My hand is not raised. Therefore, I do not know the answer.
Sincerely,
Stop calling on me.
nmf

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lanapoll
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 2:11am UTC

Today I was sitting in class
Popular girl: Hey nerd!
Friend: Don't be mean, he could be your boss some day.
Nerd: Highly unlikely. I don't plan on being a pimp.
The whole class clapped for him
fav if you get it♥
true story

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celestescanio
posted a quote
August 29, 2011 10:02pm UTC

What I expect to see when I pull back the shower curtain:
99% Murderer waiting to kill me.
1% Empty shower.
~

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Osnapitsbecca
posted a quote
August 29, 2011 10:20pm UTC

Waking up at 5:30 tomorrow morning for school
won't kill me.
It's the other 179 mornings
that will.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Tabby_5
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 2:04pm UTC

The silly hairdressers put my
Cape on backwards
♥

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iceskatinggurl18
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 9:50am UTC

YO Hurricane Irene,
i know your trying to wipe out New York and all
and imma let chu finish but...
KATRINA WAS ONE OF THE BEST HURRICANES
OF ALL TIME.
Kanye West.

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quoteswagga
posted a quote
August 26, 2011 10:57pm UTC

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chitchat17
posted a quote
August 24, 2011 5:19pm UTC

Phones get Thinner and
smarter
and people?
we get fatter and stupid.

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zpoiledrotton313
posted a quote
August 24, 2011 11:31am UTC

dear guy sitting next to me,
i see you copying my test.
sincerely, joke's on you, i didn't study either.♥

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BiebeFeveGirl
posted a quote
August 24, 2011 9:06am UTC

Revenge? Nah, I'm too lazy.
I'll just sit here & watch karma
F u c k . Y o u . U p .

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CMPSunday
posted a quote
April 7, 2010 9:01pm UTC

Yes...
I'm a girl
I push doors that clearly say PULL
I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.
I walk into a room and [forget] why I was there
I count on my fingers in math class
I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave
I wish for Love every 11:11,
[I][Lie][Sometimes] to hide the pain
I say its a long story when it's really not
I fall in love too hard too fast
all I want is to kiss you in the rain
-YES-I'M-A-GIRL-
but thats more than it seems...

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