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hiii..im valerie!(: I love winterguard, hockey and countrymusic,
ya know, the important things in life.
talk to me sometime!♥

status: i hate dog sitting, they scratch me to death then
i feel bad when i leave them cause they cry ughhh fml.

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malkamania
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 8:00pm UTC

when a girl tells you to
"have fun"
it means she wants you to
have a horrible time without her.

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malkamania
posted a quote
August 11, 2011 7:52pm UTC

it's not called being "whipped"
it's called respecting your girlfriend.

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malkamania
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August 8, 2011 7:09pm UTC

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malkamania
posted a quote
August 4, 2011 11:05pm UTC

You don't always have to pretend
to be strong.
There is no need to prove all the time
that everything is going well.

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malkamania
posted a quote
August 4, 2011 10:07pm UTC

when your ex says
"you'll never find anyone like me"
reply with,
"that's the point"

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malkamania
posted a quote
August 4, 2011 9:21pm UTC

everyone has a weakness,
but I have 2.
everything you say, and everything you do.
[♦]

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malkamania
posted a quote
July 31, 2011 9:51pm UTC

You may have chemistry
with her but you have
history with me.

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malkamania
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July 28, 2011 8:46pm UTC

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malkamania
posted a quote
July 28, 2011 7:33pm UTC

it may seem
as the hardest thing to do,
but you have to forget the guy
who forgot about
you.
♥
-thenotebook

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malkamania
posted a quote
July 28, 2011 7:21pm UTC

if a girl
is stupid enough to love you
after you broke her heart..
I guarantee you,
she is the one
♥

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malkamania
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 8:03pm UTC

being called beautiful
is the best compliment..
being called "hot" makes me feel
like im turning into a whorebag

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malkamania
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 7:55pm UTC

why do we close our eyes when we cry?
when we pray? when we dream? or when
we kiss?
because the best things in life are
felt, not seen.

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malkamania
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 6:39pm UTC

l never quite realized
how much I loved him
until he stopped loving me.
♥

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malkamania
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 6:31pm UTC

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malkamania
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 12:44pm UTC

one of the hardest things,
you'll ever have to do is to stop loving someone
because they stopped loving you.
kendall[♦]jenner

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malkamania
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 12:35pm UTC

oh, I'm sorry..
did my back hurt your knife?

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malkamania
posted a quote
July 24, 2011 1:32pm UTC

please don't ever think,
just because a boy is nice to you..
he automatically likes you.
[♥][♥][♥]

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malkamania
posted a quote
July 24, 2011 1:10pm UTC

every once in a while ;
I still look at your profile,
just to see if someone
stole your heart yet

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malkamania
posted a quote
July 19, 2011 8:41pm UTC

wait a couple months,
then youre gonna see
you'll never find nobody
better than me
[♥][♥][♥]

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malkamania
posted a quote
July 17, 2011 1:39pm UTC

In your life, you'll do things greater
than dating the boy on the football team
I didn't know it at fifteen .

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