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h0peful
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May 1, 2012 7:32pm UTC

What I want to say when i see pretty girls-
Me: stop having perfect hair
Me: stop being skinny
Me: stop being pretty
Me: stop getting boyfriends
Me: stop being perfect
Me: i hate you
Me: everytime i look at you i feel uglier
Me: why does my life suck right now
© format and quote by: h0peful

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 10:13pm UTC

break the vein,
live the pain,
feel the shame
take the blame
then start it again.

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rec0ver
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 7:05pm UTC

I used to pray like god was listening.I used to make my parents proud.I used to be the glue that kept my friends together.
Now they don't talk and we don't go out.
I used to know the name of every person I kissed, now I made this bed and I can't fall asleep in it.

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Teenbaby1596
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 12:01am UTC

Is it sad that I litterally cry when I want to take another chance on a guy?
I only cry though because my heart has been through so much pain, it has suffered through everything and its tired of getting hurt. Im so scared, so I cry.

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Checkmate
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 5:53pm UTC

OH MY GOSH
BECKY
LOOK AT HER
BUTT

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AlexisCoral
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 3:03pm UTC

My Mommy Might Have Cancer,
If it turns out she really has cancer and has to get chemo..
I'll shave my head for her.
♥

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RainDancer96
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 7:14pm UTC

When I'm Silent:
-didn't get enough sleep
- waiting for something to be over
-nothing to talk about
- over thinking/analyzing something
-upset or worried
-falling apart
-all of the above
tumblr

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unic0rn
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 3:02pm UTC

besstfriend: "I'm gonna get a grape tattoo so that way when I'm older, it will be a raisin."
me: OMFG THIS IS WHY WE'RE FRIENDS.
smartphowned.com

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lexi1020
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 8:47pm UTC

Just gunna stand there and watch me roar
but that's alright because i am a dinosaur.
♥

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xolacrosse16
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 10:04pm UTC

American Boys
are rude, perverted, and disrespectful.
Foreign Boys
are classy, respectful, and caring.
..and they have accents (;

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BRUNOMARSISAMAZING
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 8:35pm UTC

i have this disease....
its called..
unattractive.

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oursong
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 8:43pm UTC

dear boys,
sing any of the following songs to your girlfriend/girl you like:
what makes you beautiful - one direction
just the way you are - bruno mars
i don't wanna miss a thing - aerosmith
fall for you - secondhand serenade
i'm yours - jason maraz
and you can thank me at your wedding.

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伤*
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 8:03am UTC

Niall: I'm a maths genius!
Louis: What's 675 books + 345 books?
Niall: A LIBARY! ask me a harder question louis!
- OneDirection♥

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idkwhoyouaresobackoff
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 7:56pm UTC

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Anthony96
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 9:16pm UTC

The problem with guys is they pretend to like you when they don't.
The problem with girls is they pretend they don't like you when they do.

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flamingobear
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 2:34pm UTC

"This is for the girls
who have the tendency to stay up at night listening to music that remind them of their current situation. Who hide their fears, hurt, pain and tears under the smiles, laughs, and giggles on a daily basis. The girls who were their heart on their sleeve. The girls who pray things will work out just once and they'll be satisfied. The girls who scream and cry to their pillow because everyone else fails to listen. The girls who have so many secrets but wont tell a soul. The girls who have mistakes and regrets as a daily moral. The girls that never win. The girls who stay up all night thinking about that one boy and hoping he'll notice her one day. The girls who take life as it comes, to the girls who are hoping it will get better somewhere down the road. For girls who love with all their heart although it always gets broken. To girls who think its over. To real girls, to all girls: you're beautiful."
-Zayn Malik
format credit to: cheeseylovesongs

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 5:18pm UTC

Birthday then:
Wow! Look at all of these presents!
Birthday now:
Wow! Look at all of these notifications
my old quote(:♥

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legit7
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 4:41pm UTC

A boy was dying of
cancer, and needed an expensive brain surgery, but his family, broke and desperate, couldn't afford it. His 8 year old sister Tess took out her piggy bank savings to a pharmacist in order to buy a 'miracle.'It just so happens that the right man witnessed the little girl's tears at the pharmacy counter: a neurosurgen.
He preformed the surgery for free.♥
GMH.

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mlsunny
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 6:11pm UTC

36 Reasons Why It's Good To Be A Girl:

1. We can wear guy clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks.
2. Our friends don't say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
3. Yea- PMS sucks. But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week.
4. If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat.
5. Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
6. We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.
7. Dark circles under the eyes? We can just cover them up with a little concealer.
8. We don’t have to shave our faces.
9. We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
10. We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys.
11. We don’t have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough
12. When we get married we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better.
13. At least one girl always survives in horror flicks.
14. We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.
15. We don’t have to wear tuxedos to the prom.
16. Nose hair, ear hair, back hair- so not a problem for us.
17. SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just don't know how much fun those are.
18. We don’t have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.
19. That special bond we have with our moms-someday
20.We don’t feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play.
21. Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice.
22. We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy.
23. We give really good advice
24.On TV shows we're always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers.
25. We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.
26. The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written about us.
27. We don’t have to sit on our wallets.
28. And our wallets have a place for change.
29. Our lives do not revolve around ESPN Sports Center
30.We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people
31. We are called tomboys, Boys are called girlie.
32. We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well it’s true.
33. Our magazines have Horoscopes.
34. We don’t have to stuff boxers in our jeans.
35. Female pro athletes aren’t overpaid egomaniacs.
36. Girls with guy first names (like Alex) sound cool, but it doesn’t work the other way around.

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nicoleypoleyoley
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 3:23pm UTC

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn't drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
Something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.
My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.
So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddy's Girl on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That its wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you, Mom
So I love you and good-bye.
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Girls.. or boys.. i know you want to go out and have fun. But don't get in the car with someone who has been drinking or driving. these things happen everyday to normal people like me or you.
nmq; nicoleypoleyoley

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