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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 29, 2012 10:20pm UTC

If it's called a walkie talkie,. How come a vacuum isn't called a Pushy sucky?

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 8:09pm UTC

IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM STEVE:
Witty has too much swearing on it. I was contacted by Google and have until January 8th 2012 to clean up Witty or get kicked out of Google's advertising program. Please delete your quotes that have excessive swearing in them and report quotes with "extreme profanity" so they can be removed. A good rule of thumb to determine if you should delete the quote is if you'd be happy if your grandmother or grandfather saw the quote. (Thanks to a facebook fan for that). Why Witty needs the ads: The money earned from the ads pays for the web servers that Witty runs on. If I get kicked out of Google's advertising program, I won't be able to afford to keep Witty online and Witty will have to be closed down.
This scares me.
We don't just make quotes on witty, we make friends.
We give advice when there's no where else to go.
We're someone a million miles away's shoulder to cry on.
Witty has saved friendships.
Witty has saved relationships.
Witty has saved pride.
Witty has saved lives.
Witty is where you can go when you feel like everyone is against you to see that there are some beautiful, wonderful people in the world that care about you.
We are a family.
I would never sacrifice these things for
a curse word.
This is a petition.
Fav here if you swear to avoid cursing in your quotes.
Keep this in your favs for Witty.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 3:01pm UTC

Putting on Headphones
and it seems like suddenly everbody wants to talk.
jimmy365
my format:)

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 4:53pm UTC

& who else
wonders why a computer keyboard isn't in alphabetical order..?

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Kiwixoxo
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 11:46pm UTC

click to see this quote

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xEmily13x
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 11:25pm UTC

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I hate the fact that you only "love me"
when she's not around.
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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 11:36pm UTC

Confession #1:
I tell people I don't care what they think of me,
But I really do. It kills me when someone dislikes me.
Especially when they never took the time to know me.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 12:57am UTC

When someone says
"I hate you."
and you're a s m a r t y so you say,
♥"I love you, too"
follow me, i follow bacl:) - love, jimmy365
Format credit to: sillyslinky

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 2:10pm UTC

I'm not flirting.
I'm just being extra friendly with someone who is extra attractive.
follow me, i follow back:) - love, jimmy365
Format by Sandrasaurus

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 29, 2011 11:35pm UTC

"I didn't do it...."
"Then why are you laughing?"
"Cause whoever did it, is a freaking genius!"
follow me, i follow back:) - love, jimmy365
nmq

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
December 29, 2011 11:53pm UTC

Not being able to finish a sentence
because you're laughing so hard about the ending.
nmf

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 29, 2011 11:56pm UTC

the death penalty:
killing people that kill people to show people that killing people is wrong.

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slowdance123
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 10:07pm UTC

I ♥ highlighting stuff!!!! lmfaooooo fave if u highlighted (:

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Annie26
posted a quote
December 14, 2011 11:37pm UTC

the only reason people hold onto
memories
so long, is because they're the only thing that doesn't change..
e v e n w h e n e v e r y t h i n g a n d e v e r y o n e d o..

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