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  1. disneylover101 disneylover101
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 6:29pm UTC
    "I don't want easy,
    I want crazy."


  2. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 7:49pm UTC
    White people:
    Have cars that are German,
    vodka that is Russian,
    pizza that is Italian,
    kebabs that are Turkish,
    Democracy that is Greek,
    coffee that is Brazillian,
    movies that are American,
    tea that is Indian,
    clothes that are Indonesian,
    Oil that is Saudi Arabian,
    electronics that are Chinese,
    Numbers that are Arabic,
    and letter that are Latin.
    Yet you people complain about your immigrant neighbor.

  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 12:21pm UTC
    I'm in love with cities i've never been to
    and people i've never met

  5. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 7:22pm UTC
    I still think you're beautiful,
    and I don't ever want to lose
    my best friend

  6. dont dont
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 2:02pm UTC
    oh, but I do have one burning question
    WHO TOLD YOU THAT LIFE WASN'T WORTH THE FIGHT?

  7. .* .*
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 2:16pm UTC
    -Me when i'm going to study a night before a big test-
    Me: ​​ ​Okay lets start.
    Brain: Oh lets not understand anything about that.
    Stomach: I'm Hungry.
    Hand: Oh no i've forgotten how to hold a pencil.
    Bladder: I wanna pee.
    Desk: I've just become insanely messy.
    Schoolbag: woops i've just swallowed all the study notes and pencils.
    Uterus: Period time!
    Me: Okay i'll try again in an hour.
    Witty: Oh baby no you won't.

  8. isitonlyme isitonlyme
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    *pencil drops*
    me: could this day get any worse
    isitonlyme

  9. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    "You're fat."
    That's fine. I know I'm bigger than a girl my age should be, and it's hardly like I try to hide it or anything. You haven't hurt me; all you've done is shown me that you can state the obvious. Because it's not really that offensive to me - I've always been chubby. I was a chubby child, so why is it so shocking that I grew up to be a chubby teenager? Don't misunderstand; I think you're a rude asshat and my respect for you just plummeted. However, I myself am okay. I can lose the weight if I want to - I can go running, I can do push-ups every night, I can monitor what I eat so I don't eat more than I need to. I can manage all that just fine, if I want to. And it's fine if you see me checking the calory count on something and label me with an eating disorder, because I know I don't have one. If my weight affects my health, or if I can't stand it, guess what? I will change it myself. Your input, advice and observations are neither needed nor wanted. Now, instead of worrying about me and how I look, why don't you put more effort into being the person you want to be and leave me alone? I'm happy with being 'fat'.

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 12:57pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Making weird faces in pictures
    because it's better to look ugly on purpose.

  11. isitonlyme isitonlyme
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 5:50pm UTC
    stuff you ask your mom:
    -mom where’s my towel
    -mom what do we eat for dinner
    -mom what time is it
    -mom where’s my phone
    -mom when do you come back
    -mom what day is it
    stuff you ask your dad:
    -dad where is mom

  12. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 9:13pm UTC
    We used to be youandme
    and then we were you-and-me
    and then we were you and me
    and then we were you…. and me?
    and now there’s
    you
    and
    then
    there’s
    me.

  13. Ilovenerdyboyz Ilovenerdyboyz
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 10:23pm UTC
    Looking at a person with a cool phone then glancing at my phone
    and thinking of how crappy my phone is...

  14. yeabuddy yeabuddy
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 7:45pm UTC
    "You know that place between sleep
    and awake, the place you can still
    remember dreaming? That's where
    I will always love you, thats where
    I will be waiting."
    -Peter Pan

  15. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    i don't have an
    obligation to be
    happy
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 4:47am UTC
    friendships don't have to last forever. if they're treating you badly or making you feel like crap about yourself, it is okay to leave, it is okay to make new friends, because the length of a friendship doesn't ensure the quality of it. people change.

  17. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 2:04pm UTC
    A drop in the ocean
    a change in the weather
    was praying that you and me
    might end up together

  18. yeabuddy yeabuddy
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 12:20pm UTC
    People will hate you, rate you, shake you, and break you.
    But how strong you stand is what
    MAKES YOU.

  19. .* .*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 3:21pm UTC
    You cannot,
    be a part
    of the mortal
    instruments
    fandom,
    without
    loving
    Magnus Bane.

  20. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 6:38pm UTC
    Reporter:How did you manage to
    stay together for 65 years?
    Woman: We were born in a time when
    something was broken, we fixed it

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