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BlackButterflies
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February 18, 2012 2:32pm UTC

We live in a world where there are
really smart phones, and really stupid people.

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yourcool
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February 18, 2012 3:19pm UTC

you know what gets me wet?
water.

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OneDirection_Facts
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February 18, 2012 6:20pm UTC

One Direction fact #152
Interviewer: One thing you wish you could say to your mum right now?
Zayn: I love you mum.
Niall: Mum, you smell.
Liam: Mum you make good chicken dinner.
Louis: Hi mum, make me a ham and cheese toastie please, thanks love you bye.
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yourcool
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February 18, 2012 4:04pm UTC

Things I do when I have to study:
1% = study.
99 % = tell people I have to study.

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BlackButterflies
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February 18, 2012 2:41pm UTC

Today, my little cousin came to visit.
She asked how old I was, I replied "thirteen."
she looked at me for a few minutes and then said,
"Wait, if you're 13, shouldn't you have a boyfriend by now?"

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novabieber4ever
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February 18, 2012 6:34pm UTC

"I'm sorry but you're not old enough to join."
NO PROBLEM, I'LL JUST
CHANGE THE YEAR I WAS BORN IN.
♥ nmq

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yourcool
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February 18, 2012 3:49pm UTC

If Thats So Raven, Lizzie McGuire, Even Stevens, & Phil of the Future were still on Disney channel,
I would be watching it every single day

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MsEmilyHoran
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February 18, 2012 12:04pm UTC

"I told Harry that I was quitting the band of the 30th of February as a joke. He cried for hours!"
-Zayn Jawaad Malik-

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rissa7373
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February 18, 2012 12:24pm UTC

When I see 'explain' on a test
"HAHAHA, no thanks."

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jimmy365
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February 18, 2012 12:28pm UTC

If they don't chase you when you walk away,
keep walking.
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jimmy365
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February 18, 2012 12:03pm UTC

Calling them MEAN
won't make you NICE.
Calling them UGLY
won't make you BEAUTIFUL.
Calling them WEAK
won't make you STRONG.
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jimmy365
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February 18, 2012 12:33pm UTC

I never stopped loving you,
I just stopped showing it.
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audreyann
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February 8, 2012 7:46pm UTC

M&M: Oh, so it's that kind of party;)
*Gets naked*

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yourcool
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February 8, 2012 9:59pm UTC

one day a man jumed off the Golden Gate bridge.
when the police went searching though his house afterward, they found a note. it read:
"today i will walk to the bridge. if anyone smiles at me, i won't jump."
i make it a point to smile at everyone now.

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chocolate_monsterx3
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February 8, 2012 8:44pm UTC

Format By chocolate_monsterx3
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Shout-out
to my boyfriend in the hospital
with a severe case of non-existence
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not my quote-tumblr

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