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  1. chickittylover chickittylover
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 1:14pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    we want to be noticed
    but we don't want to stand out

  2. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 8:47am UTC
    Do you ever think steve just stares at witty with his head in his hands and tears in his eyes, thinking;
    'I just wanted to make a website!'

  3. LeaBia14 LeaBia14
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 9:11am UTC
    people who like to watch crappy movies for fun are my kind of people

  4. RexTheDinosaur RexTheDinosaur
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 9:29am UTC
    Dont make me mad then tell me to calm down,
    thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.

  5. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 9:31am UTC
    Just once i want someone to look at me right away and think i was beautiful

  6. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 11:56am UTC
    "The new songs have open stories in them.
    I think that we are going to make the fans cry.
    Get your tissues ready."
    -Liam Payne

  7. CrazyFootballChick CrazyFootballChick
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    I saw him for the first time in seventh grade.
    He was the cutest kid I had ever laid my eyes on.
    The first day of school, he kicked the back of my chair and then laughed about it
    I remember our first conversation
    He asked me what my favorite sport was and I said football
    He asked me why, and I said because I think girls can play too.
    He just laughed at me. I remember his laugh.
    He had a girlfriend.
    She was perfect.
    She was the prettiest girl in the grade.
    He loved her.
    In eigth grade, he smiled at me.
    He smiled at me just once.
    He didn't notice me.
    I had moved on. I had a boyfriend.
    Then, this year, something changed.
    He started to finally look at me.
    I had broken up with my boyfriend a while back.
    I had never stopped having feelings for him
    He started to text me. All the time.
    On my birthday, he told me he was in love with me
    And finally, after all this time,
    I'm proud to call him mine

  8. boulevardofbrokendreams boulevardofbrokendreams
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    THE GIRL WHO SMILES AND
    TALKS NON-STOP
    is the same girl who cries herself
    to sleep.

  9. Fails Fails
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    Witty is like a memory book.
    You see the same quotes everyday.

  10. qwerty40 qwerty40
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. Bisma Bisma
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 11:57am UTC
    dear teacher,
    i dont care if it's a real fire alarm or not, im taking my bag and coat

  12. RawR.xo* RawR.xo*
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    Aww,
    I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one.♥

  13. bazinga bazinga
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    Liam:"We didn't pass Geography."
    Niall:"I did."
    Liam:"Shut up Niall!You probably ate your book."

  14. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 2:47pm UTC
    SO.
    there's this boy.

  15. HometownHero HometownHero
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    I believe in monsters.
    Monsters are the calories in food.
    Monsters are the size of my jeans.
    Monsters are the self hatred in me.
    Monsters are judgemental teenage girls.

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 2:25pm UTC
    Are you a math problem?
    Because you're making me cry.

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    To stop kids from doing drugs, they should just give drugs less cool names.
    If ecstasy was called "moist curdle", I can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it.

  18. ooh_chavez ooh_chavez
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    Have never smoked & not planing to ..

  19. Bisma Bisma
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    i'm sorry,
    but your password must contain a number, a capital letter, your left arm, the entire alphabet backwards and a pint of blood.

  20. Kelsie15 Kelsie15
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    *Me babysitting*
    Me: Peyton , are you hungry for dinner ?
    Peyton: No I'm a doctor . *runs off*
    Me: *laughs* Doctors eat dinner too .
    Peyton: *puts hands on hips* Go away bítch , I'm busy .
    Me: *jaw drops , walks away*
    How I was told off by a 4 year old .

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