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posted a quote
December 17, 2012 8:55pm UTC

When my friends are sad:
Me:*gives there a whole speech of how perfect they are*
when i'm sad friends: Oh, I'm sorry.
nmf, twitter

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BrookieeCookiee
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 9:25pm UTC

When I see a cute boy,
I'm just like, "I JUST WANT TO DATE THEM OMG THERE SO HOT". Then I realize what an awkward potato I am and go home and ice cream.
Every.single.time.

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ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 2:34pm UTC

if you could take a pill
that could kill you instanty with no pain, -------------
WOULD YOU TAKE IT?

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 5:30pm UTC

It all comes down
to the last person you think of at night
That's where your heart is.

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 4:35pm UTC

When someone says they think another person is stupid because they want love like Romeo and Juliets I want to slap them. The person doesnt mean they want some messed up, bloody, tragic love story, I'am pretty sure they mean they want a partner that would give their life for them.
Then again, they might be into that kind of thing.

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twistedhappiness
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 4:47pm UTC

TAYLOR SWIFT'S NEW SONG:
HE CALLED ME LOUIS

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*y i k e s*
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 5:01pm UTC

I remember when I was so young...
I could swim in the bathtub,
I cried when a stuffed animal got a hole,
I was upset if I was left in a room alone,
I learned spanish from Dora, not a teacher,
I loved every living thing,
I thought my toys were alive, like Toy Story,
I didn't like nap time,
I thought my homework was fun,
I knew the names to all of my 300 My Little Ponies,
I thought I would grow up to live in a castle,
I couldn't wait to be a teenager,
I was friends with everyone,
I didn't have a single worry on my mind,
I didn't know of sarcasm,
I saw compliments as less than I do now,
I never had a secret,
and I was only optimistic.
And look where I am now...
MikaylaSaysHi
Cookiedoughformats

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 5:56pm UTC

Awkward Moment
when a witty boy put this as their quote
"Fave this if you think I'm hot"
The boy who put it on there actually fave his own quote
So you really think you are hot?

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wannabe
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 4:29pm UTC

so today, he breathed in my general direction.
Our wedding is this Saturday if anyone would like to come.

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swimmergirl3796
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 7:07pm UTC

Me: I'd like a coke, please.
Waiter: Is pepsi okay?
Me: Is monopoly money okay?

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 7:58pm UTC

I DON'T CARE HOW WE MET,
i'm just happy we did

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robsssX
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 5:16pm UTC

I hate noisy eaters.
You are HUMAN, not a cement mixer.

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 6:00pm UTC

Every 40 seconds
someone commits suicide.
Every 41 seconds
someone is left to make sense of it all

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AlyssaLovesYou
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 8:11pm UTC

him.
his hair.
his eyes.
his voice.
his smile.
his laugh.
his warmth.
his existence.
♥

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 6:39pm UTC

ever wonder why there is a stairway to heaven
and a highway to hell? there's apparently more traffic going to hell.

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purplerox2010
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 6:20pm UTC

6-7 year olds should be worried about which friends they're going to play with on the playground..
not which friends' funeral they'll attend first..

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 7:14pm UTC

People killing, people dying.
Children hurting, hear them crying.
Do you practice what you preach?
And would you turn the other cheek?
Father, Father, Father help us.
We need some guidance from above.
Cause people got me, got me questioning,
Where is the love?
-The Black Eyed Peas

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 4:37pm UTC

You make me happy.
I love those little giggles and smiles I get
when I’m talking to you.
I really like talking to you because it makes my day
ten times better no matter what I’ve been through.
You’re the main reason why
I can laugh and smile truthfully now.
I can laugh even though it’s not the funniest thing ever.
I just laugh, at the stupidest things because of you.
You don’t know how much this means to me.
Thank you, very much.

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ilovepenguins46
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 6:02pm UTC

That moment when the history teacher's
talking about slavery and everyone slowly turns to the black kid in the class...

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 6:51pm UTC

when i was little i would put my
arms in my shirt and tell people i lost my arms.
lol jk, i did that today.

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