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BlackButterflies
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December 16, 2011 2:42pm UTC

i hate it when I'm wearing really short shorts, and I sit down, then
BOOM. thunder thighs.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 3:55pm UTC

Today i had to:
Go to my brothers swim meet, i went because their was free food
of course!
It was all fine untill
Bam!
I just witnessed my brother in a speedo.
kill. me. now.

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MadisonPaige0
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 7:13pm UTC

♥ No matter how 'busy'
a person's day might be,
If they
' really cared '
they'll always find time for you. ♥

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tylerr
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 11:03pm UTC

i'd rather live my life thinking that you love me,
than finding out you really don't.

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nssassychick
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 7:03pm UTC

that moment when;
your crush is looking at you
and you're like
"ohmygosh, we made eye contact, we're gonna get married one day.♥
nmf

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 7:16pm UTC

Help is only a phone call away.
1-800-656-HOPE : National Sexual Assault Hotline
1-800-931-2237 : National Eating Disorders Association
1-800-4-A-CHILD : National Child Abuse Hotline
1-800-237-TALK : National Hopeline Network

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 2:28pm UTC

Whoever invented
The "Copy and Paste"
Has saved many hours of my life.
© ThatsSoMeee

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soclosebutsofaraway1100
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 7:26pm UTC

Him: SUck my dick
Me: My mother told me
never to put small things
in my mouth
Him: My dick is huge!
Me: not even in lego
land hun.

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tylerr
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 8:26pm UTC

ERASE MY MIND.
replace my heart.

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BlueEyedCutie
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 7:27pm UTC

This is for the girls who have the tendency to stay up all
night listening to music that reminds them of their current situation
Who hide their fears, hurt, pain and tears under
their smiles and laughs all on a daily basis.
The girls who wear their hearts on their sleeve.
The girls who pray things will workout just once and they'll be satisfied.
The girls who scream and cry into their pillows because the rest
Of the world fails to listen.
The girls who have it hard but don't let anyone know that.
The girls who may never have it easy
The girls who have so many secrets but will never tell a soul.
The girls who have regrets and mistakes as a daily moral.
The girls who don't always win, who may never win.
The girls who stay up all night thinking about that one boy
Wondering if he'll ever notice her.
The girls who get what they get and don't throw a fit.
The girls who take life as it comes, hopeing it'll get easier somewhere down the road.
The girls who love with all their hearts but always get broken.
This is for the real girls.

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tylerr
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 10:00pm UTC

i want to talk to you.but i'm just gonna sit herein hopes that you'll startthe conversation.

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iiloveedancee
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 9:33pm UTC

Police Officer: "FREEZE."
Criminal: "... Everybody clap your hands."
Nmq/mf :)

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confessions_of_a_cutter
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 10:11pm UTC

Format by XxprettxX
Next time I say I'm fine,
look me in the eyes.
Do I really seem fine?
Have you not noticed the bags?
Can you tell how hard it is to fake a smile all the time?
Next time I say I'm fine,
look me in the eyes.
Then tell me you know I'm not.

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tylerr
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 9:37pm UTC

i still wonder
what would have happened if we worked out.

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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 8:08pm UTC

I hate when i'm alone in a dark room and my brain goes, "You know whats a good movie? Paranormal Activity"
© ThatsSoMeee
nmq,

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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 8:13pm UTC

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"
NMQ

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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 8:03pm UTC

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If twin females marry twin males, and they have a child, will both children look alike?
mind=blown
♥
(follow me, i follow back!)
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Not mine. I just love it

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sayheyilyx
posted a quote
December 1, 2011 11:37pm UTC

That awkward mo ment
when the teacher tells you
to stop flirting...
edwardscissorhands

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WittyMegan
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 3:51pm UTC

And who else wants to be
kissed under the mistletoe
this year?

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