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Him: SUck my dick

Me: My mother told me
never to put small things
in my mouth


Him: My dick is huge!

Me: not even in lego 
land hun.
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Him: SUck my dick Me: My mother told me never to put small things

332 faves · Dec 15, 2011 7:26pm

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