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BlackButterflies
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November 3, 2011 3:49am UTC

things are going very badly when:
your dog laughs when it sees you naked.

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DamnnTaylerx
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October 29, 2011 3:17pm UTC

Your story doesn't add up,
feel free to stop lying.

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Peace1231
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October 29, 2011 9:06am UTC

Everyone thinks I'm stupid.
so you know what? I'm moving to africa
to live with the polar bears.
#gofollowl0st_and_insecure13

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WoahApples
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October 20, 2011 4:03pm UTC

everyone is fake in some way.
whether it's their hair color,
their personality,
or their smile.♥

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ssSoXFN13
posted a quote
October 19, 2011 8:08pm UTC

When I grow up, I am going to get a job as the person who writes the
terms and conditions
In the middle of it, I'm going to write
"By checking 'I accept' you agree to pay me $1,000,000 and a pony"
I will be the richest person ever
.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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TheGirlWhoLived
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October 19, 2011 2:15pm UTC

"you're so ugly!"
"Really?"
"yes!"
"Good, I was trying to look like you today"

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never_forget
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October 19, 2011 4:29pm UTC

CUTE WHEN HE SMILES
adorable when he laughs
THEN HE SAYS HE LOVES ME
& I realize it's an act ♥

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haileyisabeast97
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October 19, 2011 9:11am UTC

Why is everything going wrong today? :'(
Aww I'm sorry do you want a straw?
A straw? Why?
So you can SUCK IT UP.

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heatherwoodb03
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October 19, 2011 3:56pm UTC

Funny Texts #4
Friend: you know what sucks?
Other friend: vacuums.
Friend: you know what sucks in metaphorical sense?
Other friend: black holes.
Friend: ... you know what just isn't cool?
Other friend: lava.

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ineedtoconfess
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October 19, 2011 4:38pm UTC

tomorrow,
if no one smiles at me without me smiling at them first, i will kill myself tomorrow night. ♥
NMF.

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heartlesslayouts
posted a quote
October 18, 2011 6:26pm UTC

Fave if you think steve should make
witty pink for a month
for breast cancer

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neonbubbles
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October 18, 2011 6:49pm UTC

She's the girl that has a few best friends and doesn't need anyone, the girl that laughs the hardest at her own jokes. The girl that expects way too much. Doesn't care what anyone thinks, and is nice to everyone. She's the girl who will hang up on you, but then call you right back & say sorry. The kinda girl who will put all her trust in you, until you give her a reason not to. She's the girl who will never leave your side when you need her, the girl who will go out of her way to cheer you up. She's the girl who will never sleep without her teddy bear by her side, she's the girl who says she isn't ticklish, but really is. She's the girl who will not give up on you if she really believes in you. She believes in loving somebody forever.
NMQ/NMF

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