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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. dancer7845 dancer7845
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 8:31pm UTC
    I've never wanted something
    like I want this.

  3. Abrahamlincoln Abrahamlincoln
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    hot diggity


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. Abrahamlincoln Abrahamlincoln
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 5:54pm UTC
    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
    - Me, Abraham Lincoln, back in the old days.

  6. Abrahamlincoln Abrahamlincoln
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.
    - Me, Abraham Lincoln, back in the old days.

  7. Abrahamlincoln Abrahamlincoln
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    SMD LEE, YOU SURRENDERED TO MY TROOPS HOW DOES THAT MAKE YEE FEEL?

  8. Abrahamlincoln Abrahamlincoln
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 6:04pm UTC
    I was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. I was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. MY NAME and Kennedy's each contain seven letters. We both particularly concerned with civil rights. Both our wives lost their children while living in the White House. Both of us shot on a Friday. Both of us were shot in the head. My secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln. We were aqsassinated by Southerners. We were succeeded by Southerners. Both successors were named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded me, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are comprised of fifteen letters. I was shot at the theater named 'Kennedy.' Kennedy was shot in a aar called 'Lincoln.' Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse. Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater. Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. And here's the kicker... A week before I was shot, I was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.
    CREEPY STUFF BRETHREN.

  9. Abrahamlincoln Abrahamlincoln
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 6:07pm UTC
    A friend is one who has the same enemies as you have.  
    - Me, Abraham Lincoln, back in the old days.

  10. Trishaaa Trishaaa
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 5:38pm UTC
    I like to compliment people
    so they never have to feel as ugly as i do.

  11. taylorday7 taylorday7
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 8:59pm UTC
    Last night at Texas Roadhouse while I was working a little old man comes up to me.
    I ask: "how many?"
    And he goes: "Just one old geezer and the most beautiful woman in the world."
    An old woman comes hobbling in on a cane after him and he goes: "Look at her. 50 years of marriage and she still takes my breath away."
    I want that someday.

  12. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    What if this is all just a social experiment to see how teenagers really act and one day Steve just shows up at our door with the police and is all like, "We read your quotes. You've been submitted to a Psychiatric hospital."

  13. VanessaSykes VanessaSykes
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 5:33pm UTC
    Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family?
    Me: *sits with family*
    Family: *insults me*
    Me: *goes back to bedroom*

  14. MyMindBook MyMindBook
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 8:24pm UTC
    "Are you a virgin?"
    My friends sister's reply:
    "I'm 13, I do homework not people."
    I Love her.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. taylorxo107 taylorxo107
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 11:04pm UTC
    If week days were shoes,
    mondays would be crocs.

  17. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    80 people
    wrote on my wall for my birthday.
    but none of them mattered,
    because none of them were you.

  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    It sucks
    when you're everyones's second choice...

  19. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    I gotta dig bick.
    you that read wrong.
    that awkward when you just read that wrong too.
    and said "moment" after awkward.
    This is awkward.


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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