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VanessaSykes

1. VanessaSykes
   posted a quote
   March 27, 2013 9:30pm UTC
   Parents: Your room is a mess.
   Me: You should see my life..
   
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2. VanessaSykes
   posted a quote
   January 19, 2013 9:30pm UTC
   Teacher: Why don't you have a writing utensil??
   Me: It's 7am. You're lucky Im wearing clothes
   
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3. VanessaSykes
   posted a quote
   January 18, 2013 3:30pm UTC
   Parent: GET UP!!
   Me: I am up!!
   Me: *falls back to sleep*
   
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4. VanessaSykes
   posted a quote
   January 17, 2013 5:33pm UTC
   Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family?
   Me: *sits with family*
   Family: *insults me*
   Me: *goes back to bedroom*
   
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5. VanessaSykes
   posted a quote
   December 25, 2012 5:13pm UTC
   Family: awe, you've grown to be so beautiful! how many boyfriends do you have?
   Me: none.
   Family: stop lying!
   Me: i'm not, i'm forever alone.
   
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6. VanessaSykes
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2012 8:30pm UTC
   Why do teachers have
   such an intense hatred for wikipedia?
   because it does their job better than them.
   
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7. VanessaSykes
   posted a quote
   December 8, 2012 11:47am UTC
   Let Me Love You
   And I will love you
   Until you learn to love yourself
   Let Me Love You
   And all your trouble
   Don't be afraid, let me help
   Let Me Love You
   And I will love you
   Until you learn to love yourself
   Let Me Love You
   A heart of numbness, gets brought to life
   I'll take you there
   Let Me Love You
   
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8. VanessaSykes
   posted a quote
   November 27, 2012 3:25pm UTC
   Eenie, meenie, miney, mo.
   You ain't nothing but a hoe.
   You think you're cool, you think you're classy.
   Reality Check : You're really trashy .
   
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9. VanessaSykes
   posted a quote
   November 27, 2012 3:16pm UTC
   And you're the kind of boy
   who I'd want to be stuck on top of a ferris wheel with. ♥
   
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10. VanessaSykes
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    November 27, 2012 2:10pm UTC
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11. VanessaSykes
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 2:07pm UTC
    My hair looks amazing !
    ...... just as I'm about to take a shower. -___-
    [♥][♥][♥]
    
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12. VanessaSykes
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    The worst feeling?
    being so in love with a boy & he's in love with someone else.
    
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13. VanessaSykes
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    November 27, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    I f y o u l i k e s o m e o n e , s a y i t . I'm in such a wonderful relationship ...
    Don't spend your time dreaming about something that could be a reality. ;)
    
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14. VanessaSykes
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    Friend:
    Oh my God, remember when you used to like ________ !
    You:
    HAHAHAHAHAHA, shut up.
    
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15. VanessaSykes
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 11:32am UTC
    When you feel alone,
    J u s t l o o k a t t h e s p a c e s,
    Between your fingers and
    r e m e m b e r . . . .
    Thats where mine fit,
    perfectly
    
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16. VanessaSykes
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 11:20am UTC
    She's Strong
    because she [knows] what it's like being weak
    S h e k e e p s h e r g u a r d u p
    b e c a u s e s h e k n o w s w h a t i t ' s l i k e
    tocryherselftosleep
    
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17. VanessaSykes
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    If you won't sing in the car
    with me when we drive, we can't be friends
    
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18. VanessaSykes
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    November 4, 2012 9:12pm UTC
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19. VanessaSykes
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    November 4, 2012 9:10pm UTC
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20. VanessaSykes
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    What if you were in starbucks
    and they called your order and you go pick up your
    coffee and you see your witty name written on the cup
    and you look at the worker and they just wink and walk
    away. like how do you respond to that.
    
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