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ltoma18
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May 27, 2012 1:14pm UTC

Delivery man: Package for Josh Nichols.
Josh: Thanks, have a nice day.
Delivery Man: Don't tell me what to do.
Josh: o___o

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rebecca*
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January 22, 2012 3:44pm UTC

Him: hey i love you<3
Me: OMG. I love you too<3
Him: :D<3
lol jk.
It went more like this:
Him: what's the math hw?
Me: pg 565 #1-78
Him: k.

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 4, 2011 1:27pm UTC

That one song on your ipod
that when you turn it on, its like you have instant swag.

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whenever_you_smile
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 9:41pm UTC

That depressing moment when...
you return to your ordinary life after watching an amazing movie.
nmf/nmq

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 4, 2011 2:05pm UTC

The lazy rule:
Can't reach what I dropped.. don't need it.

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gigglepuff16
posted a quote
December 4, 2011 12:20am UTC

Geometry can kiss my Angle,Side,Side.(:
Fav. If you get it

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nevercutyourbeautiful
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 9:39pm UTC

Call me Mr. Jonas, I can make your
[ camp rock ] ♥
nmq

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jenniferomnom
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 8:01pm UTC

*looking for something*
WHEN I FIND OUT WHO THE HELL TOOK MY..
Nevermind. Found it.
Fave if this has happened to you c:

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 10:05pm UTC

Wake up in the morning:
[] FEELIN LIKE P.DIDDY
[✔] FEELING LIKE GOING BACK TO SLEEP

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haha_no
posted a quote
December 4, 2011 7:41pm UTC

That awkward moment
w h e n y o u r e a l i z e y o u r p r a t i c a l l y m a k i n g o u t w i t h t h e l o l l i p o p y o u r e a t t i n g

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jennalynn22
posted a quote
December 4, 2011 7:41pm UTC

we found dove
in a soapless place

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
November 14, 2011 5:13pm UTC

That FML moment when
you hop into bed, get under your covers, then realized you forgot to turn off the light

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
November 13, 2011 10:38pm UTC

When I go to
bed half the time im not even sleeping, I'm just laying there making sceneries in my head.

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tylerr
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November 14, 2011 6:11am UTC

click to see this quote

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IxLovexStevex
posted a quote
November 13, 2011 8:35pm UTC

The moment of victory
when money falls out of a card♥

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 13, 2011 8:21pm UTC

That annoying 5 seconds
you have to wait to pour the soda again,
until the fizz goes down.

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LoveLikeWoexD
posted a quote
November 13, 2011 8:37pm UTC

That awkward moment,
»»when your mom««
Says your crush is cute.
nmq/nmf

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LoveLikeWoexD
posted a quote
October 17, 2011 7:19pm UTC

Jacob Black
Just took a shower
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Edward Cullen
Its about time..
23 hours ago · Like
Jacob Black
Let me rephrase-Just took a shower with Bella
22 hours ago · Like
Bella Swan
Stop it Jacob.
21 hours ago · like
Jacob Black
Why? You didn't tell me to stop when we were in the shower.
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Edward Cullen
I'm getting angry
21 hours ago · like
Jacob Black
Wtf are you going to do about it? Sparkle me to death?
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idance
posted a quote
November 4, 2011 4:37pm UTC

format credit to: idance.♥
READING STUPID POSTERS AROUND THE WALLS
when you're
BORED IN CLASS.

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