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jennalynn22

1. jennalynn22
   posted a quote
   February 23, 2012 6:02pm UTC
   am I the only one who has never noticed that
   mermaid man and barnacle boy are humans
   nmf
   
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2. jennalynn22
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2012 7:53pm UTC
   if you ever think about it, the reason our generation dresses the way it does is because of bratz
   whats next, zombies vampires n whatever other
   monsters on monster high
   nmf
   
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3. jennalynn22
   posted a quote
   February 17, 2012 11:14pm UTC
   "I need to talk to you"
   the one sentence that has the power to make you remember every single bad thing you ever did in you whole life.
   nmf
   
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4. jennalynn22
   posted a quote
   February 17, 2012 11:11pm UTC
   that awkward moment
   when the ticket taker says enjoy your movie and you say "you too"
   nmf
   
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5. jennalynn22
   posted a quote
   February 17, 2012 11:09pm UTC
   Adele you have just won 6 Grammys,
   what are you going to do next?
   I think I'll ride by my ex's house and thank him
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6. jennalynn22
   posted a quote
   February 17, 2012 11:03pm UTC
   I don't think I could ever stab someone. I mean lets be honest
   I can barely get the straw in the Capri Sun.
   nmf
   
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7. jennalynn22
   posted a quote
   February 2, 2012 9:56pm UTC
   The thing about "your mom" jokes
   is that they're all old and used up
   like your mom
   
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8. jennalynn22
   posted a quote
   February 2, 2012 9:53pm UTC
   What concert cost 45 cents?
   50 cent feat. Nickelback
   nmf
   
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9. jennalynn22
   posted a quote
   February 2, 2012 9:50pm UTC
   I never argue,
   I just explain why I'm right
   nmf
   
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10. jennalynn22
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    February 2, 2012 9:45pm UTC
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11. jennalynn22
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    February 2, 2012 9:42pm UTC
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    among my socks is astonishing
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    nmf
    
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12. jennalynn22
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    Teacher: "Don't pack up yet. We still have a few minutes!"
    Students- *pack up slowly and quietly*
    nmf
    
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13. jennalynn22
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    Girls don't fart
    That sound you hear is actually baby unicorns being released into the world to sprinkle sugar on cookies
    nmf
    
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14. jennalynn22
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    that awkward moment
    when your toys make 3 movies behind your back -Andy
    nmf
    
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15. jennalynn22
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 11:07pm UTC
    this is what went on, on the show COPS
    *cop chases criminal to a dead end
    cop: freeze!
    criminal: now EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!
    *criminal claps hands obve head
    
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16. jennalynn22
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    am i the only one
    that wants to know Victoria's secret?
    nmf
    
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17. jennalynn22
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    typing lyrics of a song on google
    to try and find the actual name
    nmf
    
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18. jennalynn22
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 11:34pm UTC
    don't ya just hate it when
    you get a song stuck in your head
    but you only know one line of the whole song
    
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19. jennalynn22
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 10:41pm UTC
    me: dad hows my singing
    dad: you sound like a dying cow in the middle of a pasture
    me: ok nevermind lie
    dad: oh! you just sound like adele honey!
    
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20. jennalynn22
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    if mom doesn't know the answer,
    nobody does...
    except for google
    
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