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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    "Wow you're cool."
    fav if you just read that in a sarcastic voice ッ

  2. jaylove98 jaylove98
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 10:41am UTC
    Did you know?
    The human brain cannot creat faces.
    So if you see someone you don't know in a dream,
    you have seen their face before.
    format by jimmy365

  4. Guitarzrock Guitarzrock
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    WARNING:
    Remove baby from stroller before folding
    Thank god you told me; I wouldn't have known.

  5. bryanrockssocks bryanrockssocks
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    when people are singing happy
    birthday to you
    and you're just awkwardly staring at the table becuase you dont know what else to do.

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 9:43pm UTC
    Get answer wrong

    never raise hand again.
    format by jimmy365

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    I like the people who can keep
    the conversation going,
    no matter how random the topics get.
    tumblr/ format by jimmy365

  8. mackenziegrace9 mackenziegrace9
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    Me: YAY, I finally have 8 favorites on my quote!!!
    Person who's Witty famous: YAY finally reached 5,000 favs on my quote!!!
    Fav this if you aren't witty famous

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    Whew. Thank you, warning label.
    I was actually considering using my toaster in the shower this morning.

  10. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    I almost went to jail today.
    monopoly can get so intense sometimes..

  11. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    I get suspicious
    When I see "All of the above" on a test.
    © ThatsSoMeee format.♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. secretgirl12467 secretgirl12467
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    Having those weird
    conversations with
    your friends & thinking
    if anyone heard us
    right now, we'd be put
    into a mental hospital.

  14. helbratz helbratz
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    Good, better best,
    never ever rest, untill your good is better, and your better is best.♥
    nmf

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 10:01am UTC
    "WHY?!"
    "BECAUSE I SAID SO!"
    Good one mom, you should be a lawyer.
    NOT MY QUOTE

  16. Ally6866 Ally6866
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 11:04pm UTC
    Justin Bieber
    said he was having a baby
    Usher
    said OMG
    Rihanna
    asked what's its name?
    Katy Perry
    set off fireworks
    Bruno Mars
    thought they were grenades
    Jay Sean
    said I wonder if the sky is falling down
    Eminem
    said he wasn't afraid
    Jason Derulo
    said whatcha say?
    then Nelly
    woke up and said it was just a dream
    nmf

  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    that awkward moment when
    you finish a test in class first but you don't want to be the first to hand it in so you just kind of sit there and wait for someone else to go.
    nmf/mq

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    We all have that one friend
    Whose laugh is funnier than the joke.

  19. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    If history repeats itself,
    I am so getting a dinosaur
    nmf

  20. brokenheartxx brokenheartxx
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 10:11pm UTC
    Live like a Princess
    Look like Barbie
    Party
    Like ... Ke$ha

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