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jennalynn22
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 11:07pm UTC

LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER
-Memory was something that you lost with age
-An application was for employment
-A program was a TV show
-A cursor used profanity
-A keyboard was a piano
-A web was a spider's home
-A virus was the flu
-A CD was a bank account
-A hard drive was a long road trip

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jennalynn22
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 10:56pm UTC

that awkward moment when
you're in class and
you're shaking your leg
and can't stop.

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jennalynn22
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 10:54pm UTC

that awkward moment when
you chew your food slower
so you can hear the tv

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jennalynn22
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 10:53pm UTC

"Just kidding" is just an
excuse to not get in
trouble for something
that I really wanted
to say all along.

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jennalynn22
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 10:49pm UTC

Microsot Word
will never
understand
that my name
is NOT a
spelling mistake.

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jennalynn22
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 10:46pm UTC

am i the only one thats wants
my school to break out in a dance number
in the hallway
on the last day of school
like in high school musical

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jennalynn22
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 10:20pm UTC

don't you just love it when you obssess over a guy, finally get over him, and the next day find out he finally likes likes you.

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jennalynn22
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 10:05pm UTC

that laugh lil wayne does in all of his songs

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jennalynn22
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 9:50pm UTC

witty is my midnight snack.

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jennalynn22
posted a quote
December 4, 2011 7:41pm UTC

we found dove
in a soapless place

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jennalynn22
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 10:27pm UTC

next time you're singing a song and someone tells you,
"those are the wrong words"
tell them,
"no I'm making my own remix."

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jennalynn22
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 5:06pm UTC

During a test;
people look up for inspiration
down in desperation,
and left and right for information.

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jennalynn22
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 5:03pm UTC

Sleeping is my Drug,
My Bed is my Dealer,
and my Alarm Clock
is the Police.

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jennalynn22
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 1:47am UTC

am i the only only one who thinks "Build A Bra" from iCarly should be a real place?

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jennalynn22
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 1:44am UTC

that awkward moment when...
the room gets quiet and you're eating something crunchy

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jennalynn22
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 1:42am UTC

that awkward moment when...
you look at the price tag then sadly walk away

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jennalynn22
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 6:09pm UTC

if you're ever stuck on a bad date-
just stand up,
say "these are all actors, those are hidden cameras,
and you're on MTV's Disaster Date"
and then leave.

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jennalynn22
posted a quote
November 25, 2011 11:56am UTC

that awkward moment when
people think their facebook is their diary

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