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  1. NeverForgetYourBeauty NeverForgetYourBeauty
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    I die a little inside;
    whenever i see an old person
    eating alone in a restaurant.
    ♥ not mine, i just love it ♥

  2. hayleyrawrsx3 hayleyrawrsx3
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    Has anyone else noticed...
    that Ke$ha kind of fell off the face of the earth?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  3. PhoenixTears PhoenixTears
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 1:24pm UTC
    Look far away from your screen, see Justin Bieber?
    Requested by TheUnspokenLie
    Comment to request one!
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  4. EveryonesBeautiful45678 EveryonesBeautiful45678
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 11:02am UTC
    yolo#9;Eating soup with a fork.

  5. PhoenixTears PhoenixTears
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 11:35am UTC
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  6. LuvStruckTeen LuvStruckTeen
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 8:18am UTC
    Hey
    I ' m ug l y . Y o u ' re h o t.
    o p p o s i t e s a t t r a c t r i g h t ?

  7. PhoenixTears PhoenixTears
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 1:11pm UTC
    Look far away from your screen, See Katniss Everdeen?
    Requested by CocoBench
    Comment to request one!
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  8. LilWayne145 LilWayne145
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 8:49am UTC
    mey parent's logic:
    -eating food-
    parents: Y U SO FAT?
    -tries to eat less-
    parents: Y U STARVE YOURSELF?
    -goes out-
    parents: Y U GO OUT SO MUCH?!
    -stays home all day-
    parents: Y U SO LAZY?!
    -dresses nice-
    parents: Y U DRESS SO NICE, DO U HAVE A DATE?!
    -dresses comfortable-
    parents: Y U LOOK LIKE HOBO?!
    lol, tumblr.

  9. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    a drop in the
    ocean, a change in the weather, i was praying that you and i might
    end up together
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  10. MemoIsShy MemoIsShy
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    Boy's confession #16
    we can go crazy over a girl's smile!
    Shall I make a whole series? ;) fave.

  11. BeYourself1311 BeYourself1311
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    format by; idance
    regular marriage and gay marriage
    are like bikini tops and bras,
    the exact same thing, except only one is allowed in public.
    n m q

  12. animallover721 animallover721
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    Mom: Eat your vegetables!
    Kid: I HATE vegetables!
    Mom: But they like you!
    Kid: THAT'S BECAUSE I DON'T EAT THEM!
    LOL

  13. delirant delirant
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    Popular Girl
    I wish I had a special boy, but none of them like me:(
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    Every Single Guy OH MY GOSH DATE ME! YOU ARE SO HOT!
    29 minutes ago · Like
    Every Single Girl Omg girl, shutup. You dont need a guy. Your so gorgeous!
    27 minutes ago ' like
    Me
    I wish I had a special boy, no boys like me.
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    My Dad You have me!:D
    29 minutes ago · Like

  14. BebeRox101 BebeRox101
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    "My nightmares are usually
    about losing you. I'm okay
    once i realize you're here."
    ~Peeta~
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  15. neverlookbackxoxo neverlookbackxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 11:11am UTC
    You text him,
    He doesn't text back.
    Obviously he was so excited that
    you texted him, that he fainted.
    Obviously.

  16. unic0rn unic0rn
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    besstfriend: "I'm gonna get a grape tattoo so that way when I'm older, it will be a raisin."
    me: OMFG THIS IS WHY WE'RE FRIENDS.
    smartphowned.com

  17. AlwaysxAxDreamer AlwaysxAxDreamer
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 11:27am UTC
    Person dies in movie;
    "Eh. They probably desevered it."
    Dog dies in movie;
    "WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT DID THE DOG DO?!"

  18. Royalchik Royalchik
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 10:32am UTC
    Here's to the kids
    who care about music
    more than Popularity.
    [♥]

  19. sfishface1313 sfishface1313
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 9:41am UTC
    rules for texting a girl
    1) dont take 40 minutes to reply
    2) use good grammar
    3) ask questions
    4) use the :) face

  20. FightingAgainstAnorexia FightingAgainstAnorexia
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    WE SPEND ALL DAY HIDING HOW WE FEEL,
    but then at night wonder why no one notices.

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