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tinyfry1124
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May 12, 2012 8:11am UTC

In every P.E class theres that one
person who thinks there in the
fu**ing olympics
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YouWouldntKnow
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May 12, 2012 9:30am UTC

•○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○
5 yrs old: Oh! Mommy! Turn on elmo! 9 yrs old: Eww! Elmo! turn it OFF!
16 yrs old: Holy crap MOVE! ITS ELMO.
•○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○ NMF

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 9:44am UTC

Straightening my hair
and it's not getting flat.. oops, *turns it on*

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auubree
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 10:02am UTC

scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
nmq

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justmmia
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 1:02pm UTC

Girl language
five minutes - half an hour
nothing - something
im just tired - im upset, hug me
whatever - go die
dont touch me - dont let go
i hate you - please come back
im fine - i need a hug
go away - hold me tight
i ignore you - give me your attention

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NeverForgetYourBeauty
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 10:22am UTC

We all have that friend
who always gets the guy
who always looks pretty
who always gets good grades
who always has someone to text
who always has someone crushing on her
who outshines you

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misshyfr
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 6:41pm UTC

Dear inventors of Tampons,
How awkward was it for you to explain your invention to everyone?
._.

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gracegreene
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 6:05pm UTC

so what do you want to be when you grow up?
yours.
nmf, followme(:

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RachellaRingo32
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 7:17pm UTC

Did you know
that when a guy's eyes dilate or get bigger,
He is looking at something he likes♥

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usagainsttheworld
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 4:05pm UTC

Can I ask you something?
Yeah?
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the world?

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secretaccount
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 5:05pm UTC

have you ever been alone in a crowded room?

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heysafiahere99
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 4:17pm UTC

I hate it when I tell my
parents a joke and they
make a lecture out of it.
Don't make it too hard on yourself, mom.

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Sasha360
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 5:36pm UTC

Paper cuts
A trees revenge
Mi i n e ( :

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mm1213
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 4:18pm UTC

Format by XxprettixX
My imaginery friend thinks you have SERIOUS problems...
Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

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iwishiwasbeautiful
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 4:05pm UTC

Dear icebergs,
Sorry to hear about global warming. Enjoy the karma.
Sincerely, Titanic

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SweetLoli
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 11:05am UTC

teacher: Who knows to count in spanish?
child: me!!!
child: uno
child: dos
child: tres
child: cuatro
child: ....
teacher: continue!
child: I know you want me

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foreverandalways0618
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 3:11pm UTC

does anyone else wonder what the guy who talks on disney channel looks like?

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HannahKennison
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 6:56pm UTC

today a 6 year old boy saw me crying.
he ran up gave me a GIANT hug
& said
"im sorry my entire gender sucks"
and walked away
<3

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j3susfr3ak
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 3:24pm UTC

LETS PLAY YES OR NO.
RULES: You can only say yes once & no once.
Are you beautiful _____... Are you lying? ____.
Just some inspirational quotes to make your day(:
Format by Sandrasaurus

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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