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  1. kyyrraah* kyyrraah*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2014 1:05pm UTC
    If you asked me how many times you've crossed my mind,
    I would say once, because you never really left..

  2. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2014 2:54pm UTC
    I really wish people would understand
    that "I don't care" means I don't f.ucking
    care. It doesn't have a hidden meaning,
    I just couldn't give a s.hit what we do or
    do not have for dinner, or watch on tv,
    or what store we go in. I just don't care
    about anything, that is it. Stop asking.


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  4. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2014 4:16pm UTC
    My rules of fashion:
    1) Must be unique.
    2) Kinda matching.
    3) Have some bright colors, even if it's something little.
    4) Has to be comfy.
    5) Big T-shirts and hoodies are must haves.
    6) Footie pajamas rock.
    7) I need to feel like I can be myself in what I'm wearing.
    8) Jeans, jeans and more jeans.
    9) Converse and work boots.
    10) Tie-dye!
    11) Hats.
    12) Black.
    13) One piece swimsuits, maybe a two piece if I feel confident.
    14) Earbuds.
    15) Homemade bracelets.
    16) Weird earrings and rings.
    17) Farmer jeans.
    18) Never have matching socks!

  5. whereismymind whereismymind
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2014 4:56pm UTC
    fact: no matter how many times you say "okay" your parents will not stop talking

  6. ducky_the_impossible ducky_the_impossible
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 6:22am UTC
    I would like to thank my arms,
    for always being by my side.
    My legs, for always supporting me.
    My fingers, because I can always
    count on them.
    And my hips, for not lying!

  7. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 12:38pm UTC
    when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” and literally right now he came in the car with a slushie and i was like why didn't you get me one and he looked me dead in the eyes and said “remember when you were six”

  8. Chandel Chandel
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 11:01am UTC
    Them: Do you ever think you'll be casted for a movie?
    Me: Yeah
    Them: Really?
    Me: Yes, as a human sacrifice, a tree, a manhole covering,pizza delivery.
    Y'know all the important stuff.
    Them:...........

  9. Maria* Maria*
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 11:18am UTC
    lol

  10. GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 12:59pm UTC
    I just went onto the top quotes page and
    85% of the page says "HIDDEN QUOTE" ...
    So I see 1Dfan still exists then.

  11. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 2:55pm UTC
    I'll take a girl with a sharp wit. Wits never sag.

  12. jasonrox jasonrox
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2014 6:53pm UTC
    Blah Blah Blah. Am
    I interesting yet? no? ugh >:(

  13. jasonrox jasonrox
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 5:13pm UTC
    you no what they say...........when life gives you lemons...........
    i forget the rest.

  14. jasonrox jasonrox
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2014 7:33pm UTC
    D
    i
    d you know that DINOsaurs are in fact real? Just look at my buds grandma!

  15. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 1:44pm UTC
    Today is my 10 Year Anniversary on Witty Profiles.

  16. Futuresinger143 Futuresinger143
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    Jenna Joke # 5 or 6. can't remember. lol
    What are you in the bathroom? People say: European. cuz of how it sounds. but you don't always pee when you go to the bathroom. therefore they cannot say that. They should say: European pooping.

  17. Futuresinger143 Futuresinger143
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 11:28pm UTC
    Most people on a Friday night: "WOO PARTAY!"
    Me on friday nights: "i Think about you every morning when
    i open my eyes......" (Singing to random songs to self quietly while doing
    absolutly nothing.)

  18. Futuresinger143 Futuresinger143
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 10:34pm UTC
    1. Do you sleep without clothing? No.
    2. Do you like noodles? Yes.
    3. Do you enjoy drama? sometimes.
    4. Are you a girly girl? kinda.
    5. Small or large purses? Large.
    7. Are you short? not for my age.
    8. Do you like somebody? Yes.
    9. Do you care if your socks are dirty? Not really.
    10. Do you like Halloween? Yes.
    11. Favorite time of year? Fall.
    12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? On a sidewalk.
    13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? No.
    14. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? I don't think so.
    15. Do you call anybody by their last name? Sometimes.
    be honest;
    1. What color is the bra that you're wearing? White.
    2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? Doesn't matter.
    3. Longest relationship? in my 1st relationship now.
    4. Do you have a best friend? Yesss!
    5. Have you ever had your heart broken? Sort of.
    6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? No.
    7. Do you like your life? sometimes.
    8. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? yup.
    9. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? Girls.
    10. How long have you had a facebook? since i was 8.
    11. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? No. but it sounds fun.
    12. What are your biggest fear(s)? CLOWNS, predators to humans, and creepers/stalkers.
    13. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Yes.
    14. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? Yes.
    15. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater"? It depends.
    16. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? Yes.
    17. Do you ever wish you were famous? All the time.
    18. Are you currently missing someone? Sort of.
    19: What are you doing right now? Filling this out.
    which type?
    Cowboy or Gangster? Cowboy. lol
    Face or Body? Face.
    Sweet or Sexy? Sweet.
    Contacts or Glasses? don't care.
    yourself;
    01. Eyeliner or Mascara? Eyeliner.
    02. Pink or black? Black lol
    03. Pumps or flats? flats.
    04. Skirts or pants? pants.
    05. Socks or leggings? socks
    06. Hoodies or jackets? hoodie.
    07. Heels or sneakers? sneakers.
    08. Straight or curly hair? i have wavy hair but i like it curly.
    09. White or black? Black.
    10. Smoothies or lattes? smoothies
    11. Diet or regular sodas? Regular.
    12. Water or daiquiris? idk what this means.
    13. Pearls or diamonds? Diamonds. lol
    14. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen? Niether.
    15. iPod or cell phone? Both.
    16. Friends or family? Both.
    17. Lip gloss or lip stick? neither.
    18. Manicure or pedicures? Manicure.
    19. Tank tops or beaters? Tank tops.
    20. Big sunglasses or small? Big.
    21. Sunglasses or purses? sunglasses.
    in a Guy;
    1)Funny or Serious? Funny haha.
    2)Romantic or Daredevil? Both.
    3)Dark Eyes or Light Eyes? Don't care
    4)Long Hair or Short Hair? short-medium.
    5)Curly Hair or Straight Hair? Doesn't matter.
    6)Baseball Player or cheerleader? Baseball player. DUH.
    NMQ just my answerz

  19. Futuresinger143 Futuresinger143
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 10:12pm UTC
    Jenna Joke #4
    When someone throws skittles at you and says taste the rainbow and throws a sub at you and yells eat fresh, Run them over and say "Nationwide is on your side. Literally."

  20. Futuresinger143 Futuresinger143
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 1:41pm UTC
    Jenna Joke #3
    The awkward moment where the most annoying person is complaining about someone being annoying.

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