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  1. tishfayeobrienmwahh tishfayeobrienmwahh happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    how did you get that scar?
    well i was all like COME AT ME BRO..AND HE DID.

  2. MeBeNiKsiE MeBeNiKsiE
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 2:48pm UTC
    TODAY,
    I saw a cute little six or seven year old girl wearing Hannah Montana socks.
    I asked her if she liked Hannah Montana.
    She said no; she liked to wear these socks,
    because she got to step on Miley Cyrus every time she walked.
    I l o v e t h i s k i d .
    MLIA :)

  3. noahwood123 noahwood123
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 10:30pm UTC
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    We should be able to text 911, in case were hiding from a cereal killer and don't want them to hear us.
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  4. Pandabear1498 Pandabear1498
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 4:58pm UTC
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  5. Godislove Godislove
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 8:09pm UTC
    I'm a ninja, I do ninja stuff cause I'm a ninja. Did you see that? Exactly, causee I'm a ninja. tha ninja song♥

  6. countrygirl123 countrygirl123
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 10:54pm UTC
    I don't regret things I have done,
    Isimply regret the things I didn't do when I had the chance..

  7. MisheardLyrics MisheardLyrics
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 11:33pm UTC
    If I Could Get A Tattoo
    I'd Get One
    On My The
    Bottom
    Of My
    Foot.
    So
    I
    Could
    Always
    Be Walking
    On Sunshine.

  8. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 7:42pm UTC
    "Yes I studied."
    I just forgot everything when I saw the paper.....

  9. teephan3 teephan3
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 6:22am UTC
    Searching for my glasses would be a lot easier
    if i only had my....
    glasses.

  10. rissa7373 rissa7373
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    I've never actually seen someone slip on a banana peel.

  11. KaTi3Gx3 KaTi3Gx3
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 10:56am UTC
    » That sad moment
    when you're good at giving others advice,
    but you can't even come close to giving
    yourself advice..

  12. teenager_posts teenager_posts
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 8:37am UTC
    TeenagerPost#117
    That awkward moment when I'm tired all day, but when I lay in bed I'm wide awake because of all the things on my mind.
    nmf.nmq.

  13. SILENCEiKillYOU SILENCEiKillYOU
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When
    Someone Ask's You What's Wrong
    & Their The Prolem. ._.

  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    I'm not lazy.
    I'm just highly motivated to not do anything.

    format by jimmy365

  15. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    Everybody Comes To
    me so that I can solve all their problems, but the truth is, I don't even know
    how to work on my own. I d o n ' t k n o w w h y e v e r y o n e s e e s m e a s
    the girl with all the answers

  16. soccerxXxbabii soccerxXxbabii
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 8:48am UTC
    The awkward moment
    when your foot falls asleep
    so you just stomp around like a dinosaur.

  17. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    Sarcasm;
    Because screaming at you about how dumb you are & taking a brick & smacking you across the face with it, is considered rude.

  18. cdavison07 cdavison07
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools,& accepted by idiots.
    Format by twilightgirl995

  19. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    i hate it when i'm in the school toilets trying to open tampons/pads quietly
    and they make a really ridiculously loud ripping noise.

  20. BellaSwan14 BellaSwan14
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    I tend to say 'I don't know' when I'm just too Lazy to think

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