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  1. MaeMae103 MaeMae103
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    RULES WHILE DEALING WITH TEENAGE GIRLS:
    -Don't take our food!
    -Text us back as fast as your little fingers can move.
    -Don't ask us if were sick.... that's and insult!
    -Don't bug us while we have our headphones in...their in there for a reason.
    -Don't ask us if we PMSing!!
    -When we say "What!?" half the time it means you screwed up...so you better fix what you just said!
    -When were in the middle of 'Fangirling' don't tell us to calm down, it may end in injuries due to overexciment.
    -Don't correct us.
    -Stick up for us when your friends are being a.s.s holes
    -If we play the same song to many times, well TO BAD!
    -If you go shopping with us..be prepared to have it done OUR way!
    -You think the person we like is 'Ugly'..well we'll be sure to tell your mother you loved her.
    -DON'T WAKE US UP WHILE WERE SLEEPING!
    -When were cold, you better rip that jacket off your back & give it to us buddy!
    -Tell us we look beautiful NOT hot.
    -We say "love you", you say "love you more"

  2. cheerfromtheheart cheerfromtheheart
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    That amazing moment when a guy takes off his sweatshirt and his shirt comes up enough to see his abs(:

  3. taylornicole22 taylornicole22
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    i have yet to meet that bridge jumping
    friend that my parents always talk about.

  4. rainbowtoaster2 rainbowtoaster2
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    What's wrong with me?
    ...weight
    ...height
    ...awkward smile
    ...awkward in general
    ...wavyish/curly hair
    ...insecure
    ....wanted to feel wanted
    ....annoying laugh
    ...tries too hard
    ...dumb
    ...quiet
    Let's just say A lot.

  5. all_you_need_is_love14 all_you_need_is_love14
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    Dear One Direction,
    I do need make up
    to cover up,
    because society
    taught me
    that who I am,
    isn't enough.

  6. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    I am starting to feel
    less and less part of my friend group
    every single day.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. bieberfever13 bieberfever13
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    fave for a name tht sounds good with yours and i will blow up your notifactions:)

  9. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    For a second there,
    I t h o u g h t y o u a c t u a l l y c a r e d . S i l l y m e .

  10. yuzermali yuzermali
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 11:43pm UTC
    Google
    your crush's new girlfriend
    Search About 2,490,000 results (0.27 seconds)
    Did you mean: how to get away with murder?
    credit to PaperLung

  11. .* .*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 8:32am UTC
    Today 30 people
    from my school
    were suspended.
    Why??
    Because they all either shaved their hair or dyed it
    for Cancer.
    Click the <3 if yiou think they shouldn't be suspended.

  12. 11hearts10 11hearts10
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    Liking a quote just so that
    the number has
    a zero :)
    format by jimmy365

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    When you can't fall asleep looking around your room like
    (`-`) (._. ) (· - ·) ( ._.) ( ' -')

  14. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 12:57am UTC
    Millionares,
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    if you don't have trampoline floors, & a giant slide that
    goes from your bed to your pool, then give me your
    money, you're wasting it.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. dnnigirl428 dnnigirl428
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    ok witty sisters and witty guys i need help like now!
    my friend wants to kill himself and i told him to think of other ways so let his feelings and stuff out that isn't killing himself or self harming himself
    i need some ideas can you guy please help me!
    please guys if you could also favorite this so he knows people do care about him and stuff please i sont want him to kill himself

  17. AwittyGirrl AwittyGirrl
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    To all the girls who hate Valentines Day because you are single, or just had your heart broken.
    Remember one
    good thing.
    Chocolate is on sale!

  18. pandabear33 pandabear33
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 11:19pm UTC
    To all the girls who hate Valentines Day because you are single, or just had your heart broken.
    Remember one
    good thing.
    Chocolate is on sale!

  19. Drop_Dead_Attack Drop_Dead_Attack
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    HEY YOU!
    First.. Fave This..
    Then.. Highlight This...
    YourBeautiful,♥
    AndYes,
    ImAGuy.
    JustSaying.

  20. UnfogettableMe UnfogettableMe
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 10:15am UTC
    So today, I got an email from my dad.
    No, not my stepdad, my biological dad.
    I haven't seen him since I was nine.
    Don't assume he's a druggie or an alcoholic or in jail.
    He's autistic.
    Not severely, he lives alone. He just has a social disorder where he's afraid of being around people, and he has OCD.
    My mom and stepdad didn't believe he was "stable enough" to see me and my brother, so I haven't seen him for a while. But we email back and forth a few times a year.
    He was just wondering how everything was going, and he tried calling the house to talk to me, but I wasn't home.
    I told him I didn't live there anymore, that I was pregnant, and living with David.
    He called me, crying, saying if there was anything he could do for his beautiful baby, then to let him know. He also told me he loved me.
    And I told him I loved him too <3

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