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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 5:04am UTC
    i hate the internet because one minute i'm logging onto my computer and all of a sudden three hours have passed and i'm googling "useful german phrases"

  2. Doodeloo Doodeloo
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 2:44pm UTC
    i love finnick odair :)

  3. Missy4ever12 Missy4ever12
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2010 7:39pm UTC
    And...
    May the odds ever be in your favor!
    Hunger Games <3 <3

  4. AlyssaLovesYou AlyssaLovesYou
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 11:34am UTC
    The only guy that deserves you
    is the one who thinks he doesn't.

  5. StripedGuitar StripedGuitar
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    Quote that meant nothing to me: 50 favs
    Quote that I put my entire life and sould into: 3 favs

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 6:43pm UTC
    run towards whatever scares you.
    unless it's a bear. don't run towards a bear.

  7. theWalrus theWalrus
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 2:10pm UTC
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  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 10:06am UTC
    me: I HAVE TO PEE
    computer: no. stay.
    me: ok
    me: I HAVE TO GO TO BED
    computer: no. stay.
    me: ok
    mom: ITS TIME FOR DINNER
    computer: no. stay.
    me: ok
    me: OH MY GOD THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE
    computer: no. stay
    me: ok

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 3:16pm UTC
    dad and mom
    treat or trick
    josh and drake
    cheese and mac
    jelly and peanut butter
    George and Fred
    white and black
    Juliet and Romeo
    UNCOMFORTABLE
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 7:13pm UTC
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  11. ForsakenTwilight ForsakenTwilight
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    Anyone else really obssessed with notebooks?
    Even if I already have piles of empty ones, I still want more.

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    one time my brother got in trouble for breaking
    some stuff in the house and so since my mom
    needed some new and creative methods of
    punishment she made him sit down and read the
    facebook
    terms & conditions
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 2:42pm UTC
    When I'm Packing
    Me: Let's see I need 10 pants cuz you never know how cold it'll get or if I spill something
    Me: And 12 shirts, cuz i need a wide variety cuz what if i go to something fancy?
    Me: and 14 tanks tops. I always wear tank tops.
    Me: Well I need all of my bras, I can't just wear the same one everyday..
    Me: And 300 pairs of underwear, what if i get my period?!?!
    Me: Oh and 50 socks. You can never have too many socks, and what if my feet get cold?
    Me: And 20 pairs of shoes. You never know where you're going.
    Me: and here's my toothbrush, toothpaste, contacts, makeup, hair stuff, and purse.
    Me: Yep I'm ready.
    Me: WAIT I NEED MY CAT
    Me: AND MY COMPUTER
    Me: AND MY HOUSE
    Me: AND RUSSIA
    Me: AND THAT EXPIRED COUPON TO RALPH'S.

  15. the-queen-of-feels* the-queen-of-feels*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 9:43pm UTC
    Today, I REALLY missed you
    so I decided to
    take a nap to see you in my dreams.
    even though that nap lasted for what felt like a LIFETIME
    I wasn't able to see your beautiful face again.
    We were BEST FRIENDS, and THAT GIRL changed you
    into something you know you're not. She stole you from me when I was about to confess my feelings for you. We started spending less and less time together, and now you act
    As if our friendship had NEVER happened.

  16. kittykat987 kittykat987
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 12:12pm UTC
    Love has 4 letters
    {but so does Hate}
    Truth has 5 letters
    {but so does Lying}
    Friends has 7 letters
    {but so does Enemies}

  17. JudyBeautyActress JudyBeautyActress
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 3:52pm UTC
    After Tuesday, even the calendar goes
    W T F

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