When I'm Packing
Me: Let's see I need 10 pants cuz you never know how cold it'll get or if I spill something
Me: And 12 shirts, cuz i need a wide variety cuz what if i go to something fancy?
Me: and 14 tanks tops. I always wear tank tops.
Me: Well I need all of my bras, I can't just wear the same one everyday..
Me: And 300 pairs of underwear, what if i get my period?!?!
Me: Oh and 50 socks. You can never have too many socks, and what if my feet get cold?
Me: And 20 pairs of shoes. You never know where you're going.
Me: and here's my toothbrush, toothpaste, contacts, makeup, hair stuff, and purse.
Me: Yep I'm ready.
Me: WAIT I NEED MY CAT
Me: AND MY COMPUTER
Me: AND MY HOUSE
Me: AND RUSSIA
Me: AND THAT EXPIRED COUPON TO RALPH'S.