crocodilemonkey49

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crocodilemonkey49
posted a quote
January 8, 2013 4:14pm UTC

Time wasted and enjoyed is not wasted
...AKA... Witty!

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crocodilemonkey49
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December 21, 2012 1:46pm UTC

Get out by Casey Abrams <3

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crocodilemonkey49
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 12:19pm UTC

I feel very jeolous of the girls in the
"What Makes You Beautiful"
music video
>:l
That should be me, holding your hand
that should be me, making you laugh
I am using both JB and 1D in this quote...
that takes skill

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crocodilemonkey49
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 12:06pm UTC

I always fall asleep with my Ipod on to One Direction because if I die in my sleep, that is the last thing I heard

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crocodilemonkey49
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 11:50am UTC

I really need some gummy bears right about NOW!

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crocodilemonkey49
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 11:46am UTC

"Let it go let it roll right off your shoulder
Dont you know that the hardest part is over"
-Little Wonders

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crocodilemonkey49
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 11:05am UTC

Well...I cant tell my crush I like him now cause I only got 7 faves on that quote.
Really people?
I believed in you

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crocodilemonkey49
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 5:32pm UTC

I just over heard this conversation between two little boys:
Boy 1: Hey, look what I did with my hair
Boy 2: Oh, ever since you got ride of that mohawk, your handsome
Boy 1:
Boy 2: Isnt he just soo handsome!
Boy 2: You are handsome!
Teacher: Yah, sure! he is handsome, you all are!
Boy 2: No, just he is handsome!
lol made my day

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crocodilemonkey49
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 12:15pm UTC

Your 7 names
Your Real Name:
Augusta
Your "Gangsta" Name:
(first 3 letters of real name plus dizzle)
Augdizzle
Your Detective Name:
(favorite color & favorite animal)
Green Monkey
Your Soap Opera Name:
(middle name & street you live on, or vice versa)
Claire Greenvale
Your Superhero Name:
(2nd favorite color & favorite drink)
Blue Sprite
Your Witness Protection Name:
(one of your parent's middle name)
Liegh
Your Goth Name:
(black & the name of one of your pets)
Black Thunder
nmq

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crocodilemonkey49
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 1:52pm UTC

Me: God, can I ask You a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise You won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
God: Huummm
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed)
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed):Okay
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm Sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
REPOST if you Believe in HIM ♥
Worth posting.

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crocodilemonkey49
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 4:16pm UTC

When I see people that were last seen 6 months ago on witty
it makes me so sad

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crocodilemonkey49
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 2:10pm UTC

Real Conversation with my little sister
sister: hey, gus, ummm I have a hicory
me: a hicory?
sister: yah, do you want to see it?
me: *hunting for a answer to this maddness* sure
sister: *shows me a hickey*
me: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM, YOU ARE IN 4TH GRADE!!
sister: I was bored in class so I was sucking on my arm
me: honey, that is called a hickey
sister: WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!?YOU NEVER LET ME FIGURE THINGS OUT ON MY OWN!!!YOU ARE AN EVIL PERSON AND I HATE YOU!!!*stomps out of the room*
me:ok?

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crocodilemonkey49
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 12:16pm UTC

What if...
One Direction is already on here
and they are just hiding behind a
username like everyone else on
here?
O.o

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crocodilemonkey49
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 10:52am UTC

Does anyone have a good joke that I could tell my friend? I send him a joke periodically and I cant find a good one.
(He is the on with the brain tumor)

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crocodilemonkey49
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 2:11pm UTC

I have perfected my Britsh accent
From watching Doctor Who
----->Don't Blink<-----

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crocodilemonkey49
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 2:03pm UTC

On Witty is the only place I
have contact with the male
gender
O.o

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crocodilemonkey49
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 1:47pm UTC

I just found out that I that 2
people like me...from an
unreliable source
I chose to believe her

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crocodilemonkey49
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 2:20pm UTC

on google search
"google gravity"
you'll thank me later

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crocodilemonkey49
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 6:40pm UTC

I am going to tell him I love him
<In Russian>

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crocodilemonkey49
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 4:07pm UTC

friend: I love to be first
me: when were you born
friend: August
me: I was born first
friend: whatever
me: do you want to die first?
friend: ummm
me: because I can arrange that
friend: ...
class:
president:
one direction:
taylor swift:
justin bieber:
australia:
world:
me:
me:
me:
me: hahahahahahaha....I tried killing, dont worry, it is not my thing
friend: ...
class:
president:
one direction:
taylor swift:
justin bieber:
australia:
world:
me:
me:
me: JUST KIDDING THAT WAS A JOKE...i love you one direction

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