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  1. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    Money cant buy happiness.
    But it can buy ice cream
    ...
    thats pretty much the same thing

  2. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    I just got the most faves on a quote I have ever gotten,
    Thank you all!
    now keep doing it

  3. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 8:35pm UTC
    I get excited over small things cause the rest of my life is like, well crap

  4. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    This was the best comment I ever got...THANK YOU FranWitty!
    FranWittty at 2:07pm January 18, 2013
    You walk into Nandos and you can’t believe your eyes, some Irish dude with blonde hair was ordering his food.. It was Niall Horan!
    You were wondering if it was real, but yes it certainly was.
    You couldn’t help yourself you just had to introduce yourself. You were very nervous but this was probably your only chance to talk to Niall Horan in like your whole life.
    Euhm, hey you said , I’m a big fan of you.
    Sorry, I don’t have time, he said , he walked out and you were very sad, but you stayed and ate your food.
    A little bit later you were waiting for your bus and there he was again.
    You were still a little mad so you just had to tell what was on your mind.
    Excuse me , you said.
    What’s wrong? He asked you.
    you : well I was in Nandos about an hour ago, I talked to you and you just ignored me, I know you’re famous & I know you’re busy but a hello was too much?
    he : well in Nandos I was , I was , well actually I was talking to Harry on the phone, I told him I didn’t had any time cause I was hungry and I didn’t even see you sweety, I’m sorry , I really am.
    you : I don’t believe you. ( and you start to cry a little )
    he: I mean it , I didn’t see you, we can go to the park to walk a little, please don’t cry, this is not what I want.
    you looked into his eyes and you saw he was pretty serious. You said we can go to another restaurant? I know you’re always hungry..
    him: you know that? Well then we can be good friends.
    You both started laughing and you ate some food and talked a little.
    he said, I’m really sorry about the call, I didn’t meant to ignore you.
    You smiled and said it was all right.
    Then you both decided to take the bus back home.
    He told you , you were beautiful and you started blushing.
    When you had to walk off the bus, he said he would walk you home, because he didn’t want you to get hurt. When you reached your home you were both looking in each others eyes.
    You have some pretty cool eyes he said, and then all of the sudden he kissed you, it was a long , strong kiss and you felt incredible.
    He winked when he walked off & an hour later the doorbell rang.
    It was him, he was waiting in the pooring rain for you , I forgot to ask your phone number he said , after you gave it to him, he gave you a fast kiss & walked off.
    and at the end of the day, you got a goodnight text it said : ‘ goodnight my beautiful lady, I’ll treat you like my princess because I’ve waited a long long time for you, I hope you sleep well this night, I will because I’ll dream of you Augusta xoxo’
    I hope you liked it (: please let me know xoxo ♥
    This was the best ever...I am redundet

  5. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 3:34pm UTC
    Im gonna share my first 1D dream:
    They came to my church youth group for a performance and it was like liam and louis had switched personalities cause liam was insane. He was dancing around and then he fell off the stage on top of me and I screamed. Then they all went on a road trip and there was four peeps who got to go with them guess who went...ME! Then Liam was driving and then everyone popped out and started singing then wew went and got ice cream then I got lost and Niall found me and we made out and then he got down on one knee and then.......
    I woke up
    true story
    (those are the parts I remember)

  6. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 3:16pm UTC
    Notifications...
    YAY!!!!!!
    Keep it up my good people!!!

  7. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 3:04pm UTC
    My brain is like a toilet
    ...
    whenever anything new has to come in, everything else gets flushed out.

  8. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 6:13pm UTC
    Whenever I hear the phone ringing, I hope with all my heart that it is One Direction
    ...
    It never has been

  9. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 6:09pm UTC
    When you see a notification and you get all excited but then you remember that you just replied to your own comment
    -_-

  10. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    What the shower has to offer:
    warmth, comfort, love, cleanslyness
    What school has to offer: bullies,knowledge,teachers, worksheets
    ...
    I like my shower better

  11. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 5:57pm UTC
    I think that steve needs to add a few more catagories
    -venting
    -sad
    -misunderstood
    any other ideas you can comment

  12. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 5:55pm UTC
    I know I cant cry at school because then then the bullies would get what they wanted and i am only giving up on my death bed

  13. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 5:46pm UTC
    I just leave my 1 notification alone hoping that it will magically become 100.

  14. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    I fave quotes because even though I never get any notifications and i want others to feel loved

  15. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 11:47am UTC
    It is it just me, or are soup cans like zebras?

  16. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 2:17pm UTC
    What if...
    on the top of cars was a scrolling message board that said what the driver was saying
    there would be a whole lot more crashes and everyone would hate my mother

  17. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 2:01pm UTC
    I love songs that say exactly what you are feeling when you couldnt even have put it into words <3

  18. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 6:40pm UTC
    And whatever your doing inside of me
    feels like its chaos but somehow there's peace
    And its hard to give in to something you see
    but I know that your doing something heavenly

  19. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    This is what my teacher asked us to answer:
    How do you define creativity? Creativity is the ability to make boring things fun and interesting or how you enhance your surroundings
    Do you think that creativity can be measured? I think that creativity is not something that can be measured. It is different for every person so we all have different opinions, and that is why we can be creative is because we all have different ways to enhance the world
    Who is a person (famous or not) that you feel is highly creative? Andrew Witt, he is a recording artist that writes his own song and he from around here. I think that he is the most creative person I know because he knows how to express himself in song and otherwise. (he is going through cancer right now soooo)
    Can creativity be practiced or enhanced? Creativity can be enhanced; this is so by just knowing how to exercise the brain by giving it problems to solve.
    When was a time you were proud of your creativity? I know that I have been proud of myself being creative and it usually involves fantasy that I would like to come true. I make it so realistic I start to believe it but then I have to snap back into reality and that always hurts.
    mine

  20. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    ATTENTION WITTIANS.
    I would like to declare a DETOX DAY.
    Friday, January 11th, 2013.
    As in "Detox" I mean,
    No contacts, no makeup, messy bun, sweatpants.
    &For all my cutters;
    don't wear long sleeves. I want you to write "I HAVE HOPE" on both of your wrists, and I want you to be free. Smile for once. If you feel like crying, then cry. Don't hold it in.
    For one day, I want everyone to be nobody except themselves.
    Repost if you're in.
    I am.
    nmq

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