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crocodilemonkey49

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  1. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2014 4:07pm EST
    Its all fun and games till someone pops out an eyeball
    then
    hey free eyeball

  2. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2014 4:02pm EDT
    Who needs to know about diffusion anyway?
    I probably won't ever use this in "real life" so why bother teach it?

  3. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2014 12:08pm EDT
    I wish people would just use the tags for what they mean and not for attention... funny quotes need to be funny people
    :P

  4. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2014 11:55am EDT
    Hey
    Guess what?
    Im back from the land of the dead
    ...
    Old Witty!
    I'll give you a taste of the good ol days

  5. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 1:17pm EST
    Sing me to sleep
    Sing me to sleep
    Then leave me alone
    Dont try to wake me up in the morning
    Cause Ill be gone
    Dont feel bad for me
    Deep in the cell of my heart
    I will feel so glad to go

  6. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 12:34pm EST
    Sing me to sleep
    Sing me to sleep
    Im tired and I
    I want to go to bed

  7. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 7:54pm EST
    I have been trying to get on chat and no one is on and I dont know whats going on...can someone help?

  8. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 1:41pm EDT
    1. My boy side
    [x] I love hoodies
    [x] I love jeans
    [] Dogs are better than cats
    [] It’s hilarious when people get hurt
    [x] Shopping is torture
    [] Sad movies suck
    [] I own a car racing game
    [] I played with hot wheels cars as a kid
    [x] At some point in time I wanted to be a firefighter
    [] I own a ds, ps2, ps3, or n64
    [] I used to be obsessed with power rangers
    [x] I have watched sports on tv
    [x] Gory movies are cool
    [x] I go to my dad for advice
    [x] I hate drama
    [] I own like a trillion baseball caps
    [] You used to collect hockey cards
    [x] Baggy sweats are cool to wear
    [x] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
    [x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of my favorite colors
    [x] I love to go crazy and not care what people think
    [] Sports are fun
    [x] I talk with food in my mouth (oopsie)
    [x] I sleep with my socks on at night
    [x] I have fished at least once
    2. My girl side
    [] I love to shop
    [] I wear eyeliner
    [] I wear the color pink
    [x] I go to my mom to talk
    [] I consider cheerleading a sport
    [x] I hate wearing the color black
    [x] I like going to the mall
    [] I like getting manicures and/or pedicures
    [] I like wearing jewelry
    [] I cried watching/reading the notebook
    [x] Dresses are a big part of my wardrobe
    [] Shopping is one of my favorite hobbies
    [x] I don’t like the movie Star Wars
    [x] I am/was in gymnastics
    [x] It takes me around/over one hour to shower and get dressed
    [x] I smile a lot more than I should
    [] I have more than 10 pairs of shoes
    [x] I care about what I look like
    [x] I like wearing dresses when I can
    [x] I like wearing high heel shoes
    [x] I used to play with dolls as little kid
    [x] I like putting make-up on others
    [] I like being the star of everything
    3. Appearance
    [x] I am shorter than 5′7″
    [x]I have many scars
    []I tan easily
    [] I wish my hair was a different color
    [] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color
    [] I have a tattoo
    [x] I am self-conscious about my appearance
    [] I’ve had/have braces
    [x] I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger
    [] I have more than two piercings
    [] I have/had piercings in places besides my ears
    4. Experiences
    [x] I’ve gotten lost in my city
    [x] I’ve seen a shooting star
    [x] I’ve wished on a shooting star
    [x] I’ve seen a meteor shower
    [x] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas
    [] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator
    [] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts
    [] I've been to a casino
    [x] I always get mistaken as older than I actually am
    [] I’ve been skydiving
    [] I’ve gone skinny-dipping
    [x] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
    [] I’ve crashed a car
    [] I’ve been skiing
    [x] I’ve been in a musical
    [x] I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue
    [] I’ve seen the northern lights
    [] I’ve sat on a rooftop at night
    [x] I’ve played a prank on someone
    [] I’ve ridden in a taxi
    [] I’ve seen the rocky horror picture show
    [x] I’ve eaten sushi
    [] I’ve been snowboarding
    5 . Relationships
    [x] I’m single
    [] I’m in a relationship
    [] I’m engaged♥
    [] I’m married
    [x] I miss someone right now
    [] I played with someones emotions on purpose before
    [ ] I’ve gotten divorced
    [x ] I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t
    [x] I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did
    6. Honesty/Crime
    [x] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t
    [x] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t
    [] I’ve snuck out
    [] I’ve lied to my parents about where I am
    [x] I’ve cheated while playing a game
    [] I’ve ran a red light
    [x] I’ve witnessed a crime
    [] I’ve been in a fist fight
    [] I’ve been arrested
    7. Death and suicide
    [] I’m afraid of dying
    [x] I hate funerals
    [] I've thought about how I would die
    [] I’ve seen someone/something dying
    [x] I've had a near death experience
    [] I’ve written a eulogy for myself
    8. Random/Love
    [x] I do sing
    [ ] Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant
    [] I open up to others easily
    [] My parents are divorced
    [x] I watch the news
    [] I don’t kill bugs
    [x] I sing in the shower
    [] I am a morning person
    [] I've been abused
    [] I paid for a cell phone ring tone
    [x] I am a sports fan
    [x] I twirl my hair
    [x] I care about grammar
    [] I have “?”’s in my screen name
    [] I’ve copied more than 30 songs in a day
    [x] I bake well
    [] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange
    [x] I would wear pajamas to school
    [] I like Martha Stewart
    [x] I know how to shoot a gun
    [x] I laugh at my own jokes. cause they’re funny
    [x] I eat fast food weekly
    [x] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class
    [] I can’t sleep if there is a spider/roach in the room
    [x] I am ticklish
    [] I love white chocolate
    [] I bite my nails
    [x] I’m good at remembering faces
    [] I’m good at remembering names
    [] I’m good at remembering dates
    [] I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life

  9. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 11:26am EDT
    Guess what you guys!!!
    My dad works for the government and it just shut down...
    we live off his pay check and he isnt getting payed anymore.
    Im scared

  10. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 5:40pm EDT
    GetInTheVanItHasFreeWifi has just restored my faith in the human race and witty.
    Thanks to someone who trys to make others feel awesome when they dont.
    Thats pretty much my goal in life.

  11. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 1:39pm EDT
    I just found out that green gummy bears are actually strawberry flavored!!!
    ...
    my childhood = ruined

  12. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 1:40pm EDT
    Im going through the one direction quotes and everyone is getting concert tickets
    AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESNT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY?

  13. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 3:33pm EDT
    I want to name my kids really unique names, cause i want them to feel special.
    Ex.
    Vienna
    Illarion
    Elyar
    any ideas to add to my list?

  14. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 3:01pm EDT
    I miss the little notifications bubble

  15. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 2:02pm EDT
    click to see this quote

  16. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 3:58pm EDT
    i am afraid of 16 out of 72 common fears
    [x] the dark
    [] staying single forever
    [] being a parent
    [x] giving birth
    [] being myself in front of others
    [] open spaces
    [] closed spaces
    [x] heights
    [] dogs
    [] birds
    [] fish
    [] spiders
    [] flowers or other plants
    [] being touched
    [] fire
    [] silk
    [x] the ocean
    [x] failure
    [] success
    [x] thunder/lightning
    [] frogs/toads
    [] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's dad
    [] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's mom
    [] rats
    [] wind
    [x] jumping from high places
    [] snow
    [] rain
    [x] crossing hanging bridges
    [x] deep water
    [] heaven
    [] death
    [] being robbed
    [x] falling
    [] clowns
    [] dolls
    [x] large crowds of people
    [] men
    [] women
    [x] having great responsibilities
    [] doctors (including dentists)
    [] tornadoes
    [] hurricanes
    [] incurable diseases
    [] sharks
    [] Friday the 13th
    [x] ghosts
    [] poverty
    [] Halloween
    [] school
    [] trains
    [] odd numbers
    [] even numbers
    [] being alone
    [x]becoming blind
    [x] becoming deaf
    [] growing up
    [x] creepy noises at night
    [] bee stings
    [x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
    [] needles
    [] blood
    [] dinosaurs
    [] the welcome mat
    [] high speed
    [] throwing up
    [] falling in love
    [] super secrets
    If you repost this, at the top write," I'm afraid of _ out of the 72 common fears."
    If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend counseling.
    If you get more than 20, your paranoid.
    If you get 10-20 your normal.
    If you get 10 or less, your fearless

  17. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 3:53pm EDT
    i just saw her quote
    the one about the other friend
    the one i introduced to her
    im glad they are friends
    but now im the third wheel
    when i talk to them about it
    they say it was never and never has been that way
    really, im hurt
    and afraid to confront you two
    haley and emily, please understand where im coming from
    help please
    please
    emily, please
    haley, please

  18. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 4:26pm EDT
    Cant go on the top quotes at school cause the address has the word "hot" in it
    dumbest block ever

  19. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 4:19pm EDT
    Found a new favorite song:
    ONE WAY OR ANOTHER (TEENAGE KICKS)
    ONE DIRECTION'S NEW SINGLE
    <3
    Good luck with red nose day boys!
    I hope you all participate!!!

  20. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 2:50pm EDT
    I saw my geography teacher's 7th grade ID
    btw he is hot
    ummm
    am i that ugly too?
    will that happen to me?
    gosh
    there are two many questions in life

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