Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

crocodilemonkey49

  1. Rose :)* Rose :)*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2015 11:59pm UTC
    Does anyone just look at old money and be all like i wonder if anyone famous touched this like i don't know lets say Elvis.

  2. gooddeeds gooddeeds
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2015 7:36am UTC
    God was thinking of you long before you ever thought of Him. His purpose for your life predates your conception. He planned it from the very start. you can choose your career, your spouse, your home, hobbies & many other parts of your ife. but you don’t get to choose your purpose n this world

  3. gooddeeds gooddeeds
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2015 7:46am UTC
    Don't push yourself to be right in everything. Because sometimes, being wrong makes you a better person.

  4. gooddeeds gooddeeds
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2015 7:49am UTC
    I will not change my religion to marry the one I love. Anyone who loves me should also love my God.

  5. Blurryface.* Blurryface.*
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2015 8:02am UTC
    They're just girls breaking hearts
    Eyes bright, uptight, just girls
    But she can't be what you need if she's 17
    They're just girls..

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 3:00pm UTC
    remember when people choked on
    cinnamon to entertain the internet

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 1:37pm UTC
    i wonder if anyone has ever peed in the olympic pool

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 1:26pm UTC
    christmas list:
    killer eyebrows
    a boyfriend
    anything edible really
    selfie skills

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2014 12:56pm UTC
    just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any btches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my azz out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the btches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2014 2:31pm UTC
    I don’t find myself unattractive, but I also don’t find myself attractive.
    I feel like I’m just sort of here, not something that really grabs anyone’s attention.
    Sort of like a chair.
    Or maybe a lamp

  11. AmirasHell AmirasHell
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2014 11:34am UTC
    "I've been known to fall down the rabbit hole, a curious sort planted in the real world; when really I belong in my own world, where I can be me. no one else."
    ~ Line from my book, Hell's Playground~

  12. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2014 12:05pm UTC
    just cause you don't believe in god and i do doesn't make you smart and me dumb

  13. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2014 12:11pm UTC
    Drowning
    wasn't as romantic as i thought it would be." ————

  14. Nikki Sixx* Nikki Sixx*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2014 12:14pm UTC
    My sadness shows as your name is carved in stone.I never said goodbye. Can't even ask you why.

  15. AmirasHell AmirasHell
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2014 12:22pm UTC
    BOYFRIEND: You're sexier than cosmic brownies.
    ME: wow, thats pretty sexy .-.


  16. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  17. Loner_in_Lalaland Loner_in_Lalaland
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2014 12:47pm UTC
    DON'T " fall " IN LOVE! YOU WILL OBVIOUSLY GET HURT! BE IN LOVE

  18. LostAngel77 LostAngel77
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2014 1:00pm UTC
    There comes a time you feel so alone no matter how much company you have


  19. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  20. BittersweetMemories BittersweetMemories
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2014 1:23pm UTC
    & all of the sudden
    in pure happiness
    you cross my mind
    and i miss you..

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2020 Witty Profiles