Real Conversation with my little sister

sister: hey, gus, ummm I have a hicory
me: a hicory?
sister: yah, do you want to see it?
me: *hunting for a answer to this maddness* sure
sister: *shows me a hickey*
me: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM, YOU ARE IN 4TH GRADE!!
sister: I was bored in class so I was sucking on my arm
me: honey, that is called a hickey
sister: WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!?YOU NEVER LET ME FIGURE THINGS OUT ON MY OWN!!!YOU ARE AN EVIL PERSON AND I HATE YOU!!!*stomps out of the room*
me:ok?