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  1. Lucas Lucas
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 4:45am UTC
    How to treat a girl 
    Put your arms around her waist and whisper in her ear
    So she knows your there and feels that your near
    Make her feel wanted every chance you get
    Show her a time that she’ll never forget
    Hold her close when she's cold
    Tell her that you’ll be there for her when she is old
    when you are alone hold her close and kiss her
    Make her feel safe from the evil you deter
    Kiss her on the tip of her nose
    To let her know of the love that flows
    put your arm around her as she puts her head on your shoulder
    Let her know that your love will grow stronger as you grow older
    then lean in and tilt her chin and kiss her lightly
    Let her know you dream of her nightly
    When she complains that her neck or shoulders hurt m*ssage them
    And let her know for sure that she’s your gem
    Look into her eyes and tell her of your love
    Look deep in her eyes and tell her that she’s your dove
    Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest
    Let her know how she makes you feel blessed
    Link your fingers together while you whisper in her ear
    And to make sure that your feelings for her are clear ♥.
     

  2. tunein2luvx33 tunein2luvx33
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 3:15am UTC
    When a boy biteshisbottomlip;
    It's the sexiest thing ever.
    NMF

  3. Lucas Lucas
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 7:58am UTC
    Listen.
    This is for girls who cry because some idiots in school have called you ugly.
    Yes, some of you aren't as skinny as those in magazines.
    Yes, some have spots.
    But who cares?!
    Cos, I am a boy and I sure don't...
    Every person is beautiful. Your personalities are beautiful.
    Your looks are perfect.
    Your figures are unique in every way.
    You are gorgeous.

  4. Lucas Lucas
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 7:35am UTC
    I don't need to
    undo your top to get a better view of your heart...
    --------------- ♥ ---------------

  5. LilMissStarz LilMissStarz
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 7:11am UTC
    Hey! :)
    Hey :) I was thinking, we could be friends, or... We could be more than friends, if you know what I mean...
    Bestfriends?
    No... more ;)
    Oh ;) MEGA bestfriends.
    -_-

  6. Biancaaa_xx Biancaaa_xx
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 8:51am UTC
    the worst sight in the world is...
    { SEEING YOUR MOTHER CRY }
    FAVE IF YOU AGREE
    it's nothing new, just another reason to cut.

  7. Alysssa Alysssa
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 6:50am UTC
    Don't tell anyone this,
    but sometimes when I'm playing sims,
    I give my sims the same names as people from my school and then trap them in a room with no doors or food and watch them die.

  8. KimberlyluvsU KimberlyluvsU
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 10:21am UTC
    Dear 4th graders on facebook,
    How are you in a complicated relationship? What’d he do, steal your animal crackers?

  9. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 9:06am UTC
    nmf
    My eight year old sister's advice on boys:
    Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
    My Sister: You tell him.
    Me: And if he doesn't like you?
    My Sister: You kill him.
    ♥♥♥

  10. antus_girl antus_girl
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 10:45am UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. erinnn erinnn
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 3:49am UTC
    Saying sorry when you accidently hurt
    Your pet
    not my format.

  12. crashmycarthroughyourwindow crashmycarthroughyourwindow
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 3:50am UTC
    today my best friend got engaged.
    to his boyfriend of 4 years.
    it doesn't matter who you love.

  13. pizza* pizza*
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 5:59pm UTC
    time
    spent
    on trying
    to be
    perfect
    is time
    wasted.

  14. pizza* pizza*
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 8:06pm UTC
    you're such
    a sincere
    person.

  15. whydoihatemyself whydoihatemyself
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 11:36pm UTC
    Don't break my heart.
    My daddy has a gun and he's not afraid to use it.

  16. ianvenom ianvenom
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 10:26pm UTC
    what the hell is wrong with this world?
    oh yeah, we've got rebecca black.

  17. pizza* pizza*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2011 12:24pm UTC
    eminem sang,
    "i'm not afraid."
    chuck norris said,
    "i love the way you lie."

  18. pizza* pizza*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2011 10:25pm UTC
    Ï
    my heart.
    because i'm not just
    giving it to anybody.

  19. pizza* pizza*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 12:32am UTC
    the only person
    you can trust nowadays is yourself.

  20. pizza* pizza*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 10:13pm UTC
    annoying problems #23:
    dentist asks you a question. his hands are in your mouth.

:)

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