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Biancaaa_xx

1. Biancaaa_xx
   posted a quote
   October 4, 2011 7:28am UTC
   3 reasons to stand up.
   1) you need to pee.
   2) you need to stretch.
   3) you are the real
   slim shady.
   kaylahbabyy's quote <33
   
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2. Biancaaa_xx
   posted a quote
   September 28, 2011 7:33am UTC
   After reading this
   you'll realise that the the brain doesn't recognise a second "the"
   ♥
   
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3. Biancaaa_xx
   posted a quote
   September 24, 2011 12:05am UTC
   Fak e Friends are like shadows
   they follow you in the sun
   But leave you in the dark
   ♥
   
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4. Biancaaa_xx
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   September 15, 2011 5:08am UTC
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5. Biancaaa_xx
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   September 12, 2011 7:59am UTC
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6. Biancaaa_xx
   posted a quote
   September 5, 2011 4:46am UTC
   Pick up line rejections!
   1) Boy: is this seat empty?
   Girl: yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
   2) Boy: i know how to please a women
   Girl: good, then please leave me alone
   3) Boy: your place or mine?
   Girl: Both, you go to your place and i go to mine.
   4) Boy: do you want to dance?
   Girl: Not with you.
   Boy: Oh come on lower your standards a little... i just did.
   5) Boy: do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk past again?
   Girl: Yes, but this time don't stop.
   [♥][♥][♥]
   
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7. Biancaaa_xx
   posted a quote
   September 5, 2011 12:30am UTC
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8. Biancaaa_xx
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2011 6:06am UTC
   I can't hear you
   so i'll just laugh and hope
   it wasn't a question
   ♥
   
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9. Biancaaa_xx
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2011 7:42am UTC
   I WILL NOT TAKE A BULLET
   for you because...
   if i have time to jump in front of the bullet, you have time to move.
   
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10. Biancaaa_xx
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 6:08am UTC
    We all have. . .
    --> that one guy bestfriend that
    we lose because he gets a
    girlfriend
    
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11. Biancaaa_xx
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 7:12am UTC
    Guy: wanna go out with me?
    Girl: you're too old for me
    Guy: age is just a number
    Girl: yea... and jail is just a room
    
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12. Biancaaa_xx
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 7:32pm UTC
    Top reasons to like
    a status:
    1: Hahaha. that's pretty funny.
    2. I completely agree.
    3. I know that this is about me, so i'm purposely liking it.
    4. I want to bang the s h i t out of you.
    
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13. Biancaaa_xx
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 8:20am UTC
    Roses are red
    Facebook is blue
    You look bangable...
    so i'll add you
    
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14. Biancaaa_xx
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 6:09am UTC
    Really?
    you're going to bed?... great status, made my day ♥
    nmf
    
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15. Biancaaa_xx
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 8:18am UTC
    The awkward when you already
    said "moment" in your mind before you read this.
    
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16. Biancaaa_xx
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 3:49am UTC
    when i was little,
    i put my face close to the fan
    to hear my robot voice.
    fave if you did too
    ♥
    
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17. Biancaaa_xx
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 4:37am UTC
    Google
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    [Google Search] [I'm Feeling Lucky]
    Make Google my homepage
    Adevertising Programs - Business Solutions - About Google
    ©2011 - Privacy
    Sorry No Results
    
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18. Biancaaa_xx
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 8:51am UTC
    the worst sight in the world is...
    { SEEING YOUR MOTHER CRY }
    FAVE IF YOU AGREE
    it's nothing new, just another reason to cut.
    
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19. Biancaaa_xx
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 1:31am UTC
    Fave this,
    if you were born naked♡
    
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20. Biancaaa_xx
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 11:22pm UTC
    F a v e t h i s i f a s a c h i l d
    y o u u s e d t o c a l l
    d u c t t a p e ,
    Duck tape ♥
    
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