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Member Since: 20 Jun 2011 10:18pm

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Ian
18.
Gay.
I live with my momma. ♥[;
Photography, writing, music, drawing.

ianvenom
posted a quote
July 15, 2011 12:50pm UTC

hey! wanna come over?
i'm having my cockout soon!
...
oh my gosh.
i meant cookout.
i still would have
came over.
you're sick. and i'm a girl.

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ianvenom
posted a quote
July 12, 2011 12:18am UTC

i like you. do you like me?
no.
D:
you never asked if
i loved you.
awww! do you
love me?
no.

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ianvenom
posted a quote
July 11, 2011 1:17am UTC

wanna hear a bird joke?
it's a real QUACK up.
haha, that' so EMUsing!
i know right? and to think they
told me to CROW up.
DUCK them i say.
...okay, i'm out of
bird lines.
well this is HAWKward...

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ianvenom
posted a quote
June 23, 2011 10:26pm UTC

what the hell is wrong with this world?
oh yeah, we've got rebecca black.

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ianvenom
posted a quote
June 22, 2011 8:51pm UTC

you're a pay phone away
from the mess that i've become.

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ianvenom
posted a quote
June 21, 2011 1:19am UTC

DON'T YOU
TYPE TO ME
LIKE THAT.

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ianvenom
posted a quote
June 21, 2011 12:58am UTC

fave if you ever saw a ten foot two
purple and orange panda bear
eating chocolate fudge poptarts
while reading the dictionary
and wearing multi-colored sandals.
yeah, didn't think so.

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ianvenom
posted a quote
June 21, 2011 12:11am UTC

we have so much in common.
you want to travel, and i want you to go.

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ianvenom
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 11:39pm UTC

walmart:
because going to target requires putting on pants.

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