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  1. deathangle deathangle
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 12:42am EDT
    Don't worry about those who talk behind your back, they're behind you for a reason.

  2. T1nk3rF4iryk T1nk3rF4iryk
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 2:10am EDT
    I have no tolerance for dudes
    that cheat on their beautiful
    girlfriends with something that
    looks like it belongs in the zoo.

  3. xKeepMySecret xKeepMySecret
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 8:29pm EDT
    She's a keeper,
    too bad you didn't keep her.
    Now she'll be with a man who really
    knows how to treat her.

  4. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 3:02pm EDT
    I'm team Jacob.
    Why? because I know what it's like to love someone and they don't love you back.

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 8:38pm EST
    my friend
    knows a guy called
    Glen Coco and everyone’s
    always saying
    “You go, Glen Coco”
    to him but he’s
    never seen Mean Girls so
    he just thinks people are
    really supportive
    format jimmy365

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 8:14pm EDT
    Sometimes, when I drop something, I'll just stand there
    and groan until someone picks it up for me.

  7. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 9:17pm EDT
    Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
    I want to hit you with my car
    Throw you off a tree so high
    Hope you snap your neck and die

  8. angelieslee angelieslee
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 4:03pm EDT
    mom: you're beautiful
    grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
    mom's friend: wow, she's flawless!
    friends: you're so pretty!
    boys: call animal patrol I think we just discovered a rare breed of dog
    ^this made me laugh so much

  9. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 6:26pm EDT
    Shoutout to the Sprouse twins
    for being the only Disney stars that didn't start a singing career~

  10. 12iloveyoubaby12 12iloveyoubaby12
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 5:13pm EST
    Teenage Mom.
    A year and a half ago, my beautiful baby girl died from a heart attack. I've never gone through anything so painful and life changing in my life. Sammy, you were the light in my life, and I hope you're having fun up in heaven. I love you.
    -not my format-

  11. CookiesAndCream CookiesAndCream
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 9:48pm EDT
    Overthinking killed my happiness.
    Insecurities killed my self-esteem.
    Lies killed my trust.

  12. CookiesAndCream CookiesAndCream
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 9:48pm EST
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  13. FluffyScamp FluffyScamp
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 8:03pm EDT
    Todays date is the same as it is backwards

  14. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 6:58pm EDT
    e v e r y b o d y has had this teacher at some point in their life....
    " I don't know, can you? "

  15. xoarianaxo xoarianaxo
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 8:45pm EDT
    Mascara always beats boys.. Cause when a boy walks,
    Mascara runs .

  16. FightingAgainstAnorexia FightingAgainstAnorexia
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 5:31pm EDT
    It's hard to change your future
    when your past is still killing you inside.

  17. posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 6:59pm EDT
    I want to steal your last name.

  18. alwaysnicole alwaysnicole
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 5:11pm EDT
    1000+ faves...
    i won't commit suicide...♥

  19. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 4:21pm EDT
    A crush is when you like someone for a reason.
    Love is when you have no idea why you like someone. You just can't help it.

  20. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 10:25pm EDT
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