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yourcool
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 4:34pm UTC

2012: come at me bro
1800's: proceen towards me dear friend
yoda: at me bro, you come
josh: HUG ME BROTHA!

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 4:32pm UTC

let's play the "how much time can i waste
before i start crying about how stressed i am because i'm procrastinating my life away" game.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 4:21pm UTC

Is anyone else
completely terrified
by the concept that
you could, someday, meet someone
who actually genuinely wants to spend
the rest of their life in love
with you?

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bella5296
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 7:25pm UTC

Today, in my math class, we had nap time.
You heard me.
Nap Time.
The teacher turned the lights off
and let his class of 17 and 18 year olds take a nap.
And then we got to eat cupcakes.
Highlight of my senior year, right there.

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 7:50pm UTC

*When I'm on Omegle*
Stranger: 19, male, England, looking for older women.
Me: Harry, get off Omegle.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 7:29pm UTC

why periods?
why can't mother nature just text you
and be like "waddap gurl.
you aint pregnant.
have a great week.
talk to ya next month x"
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 7:08pm UTC

Having to delete songs from your phone to
make room for new ones
is like having to kill some of your children because you can't feed them all

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 5:08pm UTC

sometimes
i wish i were a nicer
person but then i laugh
and continue my day
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 5:34pm UTC

Boy: Hey!
*Girl doesn't answer*
Boy: I really like you
*Girl doesn't answer*
Boy: Okay... I love you.
*Girl still doesn't say anything*
Boy: I never want to let you go...
*Girl remains silent*
*Boy kisses girl*
*Boy eats girl*
The moral of the story is... the girl was Doritos the whole time.

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