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  1. SorrowUnleashed SorrowUnleashed
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 2:48am UTC
    Just when all the One Direction quotes and One Direction hate quotes die down...
    They release a new song.
    Let the Witty Wars begin.

  2. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    wouldn't it be great if,
    sweatpants were sexy,
    Monday's were fun,
    junk food didn't make you fat,
    girls didn't cause so much drama,
    guys weren't so confusing,
    you were never judged,
    & goodbyes only meant until tomorrow?
    Format by Yayrey

  3. misshyfr misshyfr
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    In my opinion
    Love isn't always about just letting go that easily
    Sometimes Love is when that person just keeps knocking you down
    Yet you manage to stay

  4. BadLuckBetty BadLuckBetty
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    .
    TURNS ON BLENDER
    .
    gets sued by skrillex for copyright
    badluckbetty

  5. itwontalwaysbesimple itwontalwaysbesimple
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    CurlyHairProblem#1
    There is no such thing as a "quick" shower.
    Ifollowback(:

  6. e24ever e24ever
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    Us girls are kind of like,
    those heavy doors in big buildings.
    //////// it will take a while to get us to open up. ////////
    ( ( you'll have to use a lot of time &&energy. ) )
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>but the second you
    let go & give up
    we are back where we started.

  7. blueroish99 blueroish99
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
    Do you know what
    makes my smlile?
    facial musscles
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
    nmf

  8. dancer98 dancer98
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    Boy: Hi
    Girl: I have a boyfriend
    Boy: I said Hi not suck my dick.
    Nmq~ fb

  9. CupCakez CupCakez
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    guy: Did you know that your cute?
    me: LOL, you spelled hideous wrong

  10. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    Abercrombie:
    the only place it's possible to choke on air.
    nmf


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  12. skyrochelle skyrochelle
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 8:41pm UTC
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  13. LoveAndWar LoveAndWar
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    Teenager Post #2
    Math questions are so stupid.
    They're all like 'If Dylan has 30 chocolate bars, and he eats 28 of them, what does he have?'
    I don't know, DIABETES maybe?

  14. Elandra Elandra
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 7:24am UTC
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  15. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
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    July 3, 2012 10:35am UTC
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  17. kaitlovesyou kaitlovesyou
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    on a math test: 2+2
    me: use calculator just in case

  18. adri15purple adri15purple
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    Pulling out a pack
    of gum at school
    and suddenly everyone is your friend.
    nmq format by sandrasaurus

  19. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 11:03pm UTC
    That Bad As/s Moment
    Your teacher doesn't think your paying attention so they call on you for an answer and you get it right (:
    nmf


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