LoveAndWar

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Birthday: June 28

Location: P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Road, Sydney.

Gender: F

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Hi. My name is Unicorn, and I like procrastinating. Being awkward is also kinda fun.
Oh, and cupcakes. Yeah, cupcakes are fun. My brother is named Penguin
(he's adopted, just don't tell him). There's this guy at my school, and his name is
Fish, and I have a huge crush on him, even though he hyperventilates all the time
, and, my friends Dandelion and Pole tell me that he's from the ocean, but, that's
impossible, right? Yeah, I know. Dandelion and Pole are just full of bananas. I'm
named after my mom, grandpa, grandma, cousin, aunt, and 17th uncle twice
removed. The rest of my family is named Giraffe. I don't know why, but I have
an abnormally large neck... hmmmm. My favorite foods are Sealions dipped
in salt and vinegar by-product, and 7 year old larva that always gets stuck
on my tail. This popular girl at my school, Puppy, is really mean, and bad.
I saw her making out with her boy-friend, Wolf. I can't have a boy-friend
until I'm 907, so I have to wait another 301 years! SO UNFAIR! And, I can't
get a phone until I'm 800! My Best Friend For Eternity, Headphones, has had
her phone since she was just 693! All in all, I think that my life is very unfair,
but, I try to survive!

LOVE, UNICORN

LoveAndWar
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 9:10am UTC

GIRLS
Get bloating, cramps, blood and irritability.
GUYS
should get a good, strong kick in the balls once a month.
nmf
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LoveAndWar
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 8:09pm UTC

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Is the 206,988th most poular website on the interweb!
(I searched it up)
#fangirlin!

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LoveAndWar
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 9:46am UTC

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LoveAndWar
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 9:44am UTC

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, saying 'Parking Fine'.

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LoveAndWar
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 3:07pm UTC

If I agreed with you,
we would both be wrong.
nmf

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LoveAndWar
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 3:03pm UTC

Spongebob: What do you usually do when i’m gone?
Patrick: Wait for you to come back.
Now that, ladies and gentleman, is true friendship.

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LoveAndWar
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 3:00pm UTC

I don't now why people say nothing is impossible.
I mean, I do nothing every day.
nmf

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LoveAndWar
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 6:06pm UTC

Shot me 'outta the sky
youre my kryptonite
♥

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LoveAndWar
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 7:57pm UTC

And who else
is watching the VMA's?

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LoveAndWar
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 7:54pm UTC

Whiz Khalifa is a father.
'Nuff said

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LoveAndWar
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 7:01pm UTC

My Enemy: I hate you.
Me: Well, then why dont you just go outside and play a nice, long game of hide and go f.ck yourself.

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LoveAndWar
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 8:49am UTC

Teacher: All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Me: *facepalm*

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LoveAndWar
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 5:26pm UTC

Phineas and Ferb theme song: There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation,
Me: Oh, really.. for me, Its more like 60 something days of summer.

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LoveAndWar
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 10:04am UTC

OMG! thank you guys so much!
I woke up today with 480 notifications!
My quote is on page ONE of top quotes today!
THANK YOU! THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE!

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LoveAndWar
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 9:46am UTC

SURVEY
(a) Put Ipod on shuffle
(b) Press forward button for question
(c) Use the song title to answer question
1. What song describes me?
One Thing- One Direction
2. How's my life?
Tribute- Tenacious D
3. What song will play at my funeral?
Set Fire to The Rain- Adele
4. Does someone love me?
What Makes You Beautiful- One Direction
5. What do people think of me?
Bad- Michael Jackson
6. What type of men do I like?
Imagine- John Lennon
7. What will my dying words be?
Starships- Nikki Minaj

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LoveAndWar
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 9:09am UTC

Dear Sexy,
Close the door, get on top of me and satisfy your needs ;)
Sincerely, Toilet

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LoveAndWar
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 9:06am UTC

Mom: Can I use your computer?
Me: Sure.
Me: *Deletes History*
Me: *Logs out of every website*
Me: *Double checks deleted History*
Me: *Closes Chrome*
Me: *Opens Internet Explorer*
Me: Here you go. *stands over her shoulder entire time*

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LoveAndWar
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 9:02am UTC

Me: Mom, my stomach hurts really bad.
Mom: maybe you're in labor? Like that one show, "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant."
Me: Yeah, or that one show, "I Didn't Know I Wasn't a Virgin."

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LoveAndWar
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 8:57am UTC

LIFE
is either a daring adventure
or nothing
-Helen Keller

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LoveAndWar
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 9:03pm UTC

How much do I cost?
Natural Hair:
[x] Brown - $100
[] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $60
[] Red - $70
[] Other- $75
Eye Color:
[] Brown - $50
[] Green - $75
[] Blue $150
|] Hazel $100
[x] Other - $15
Height:
[] Over 7′ - $200
[] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[x] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[] Under 5′4 - $25
Total so far: $275
Age:
[] 50 to 56 - $175
[] 46 to 50 - $150
[] 41 to 45 - $125
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 21 to 25 - $50
[] 19 to 20 - $25
[X] 0 to 18 - $100
Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $750
[x] First Born - $320
[] Only Child - $250
[] second born - $150
[] Middle child - $100
[] Last Born - $100
[] third born - $550
[] fourth born - $300
[] fifth born - $400
[] sixth born -$215
Total so far: $420
Drink?
[] I did like twice - $400
[x] Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] only weekends - $300
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[] No - $600
Vision?
[x] perfect vision - $400
[]need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200
[] No correction - $100
[] Glasses - $50
[] contacts - $25
[] Surgical correction - $100
Total so far: $650
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[] 11 to 12 - $400
[] 7 to 10 - $500
[x] Under 7- $450
Favorite Color/Colors (can be more than 1):
[] Green-$750
[] Red - $600
[] Black - $100
[] Yellow -$475
[] Brown - $300
[x] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[x] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[x] Pink - $100
[x] Other- $500
Total= $2885

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