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Asma*
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December 20, 2013 5:27pm UTC

Me: Got an A in English.
Mom: WTF, Well done!
Me: Mom, what do you think WTF means?
Mom: Well That’s Fantastic.

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September 15, 2013 4:24pm UTC

just because i don't start the conversation doesn't
mean i'm not dying to speak to you.

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Bailey2728
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February 7, 2013 4:48pm UTC

In real life boys don't come running back to you in the middle of the night, sneaking through the window. They just leave and never say anything to you again.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Jahyvie
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July 23, 2012 4:03pm UTC

A 50 year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediantly didnt want the seat. The seat was next to a black man.
Disgusted, the woman immediantly summoned the flight attendant and ordered for a new seat. The woman said "i cannot sit next to this black man" After checking the flight attendant came back and stated "Ma'am I'am sorry but there are no seats, we can check first class, and then ask the captain if you may transfer" About 10 minutes passed and the flight attendant returned and stated "There is one seat in first class. its is our company policy to never move someone from the class to first class but seeing that a customer is uncomfortable and it would be a scandal to force soemoen to sit next to such an UNPLEASANT person the captain ahs agreed to let the switch happen." Before the woman could say anything the attendent gestured to the black man and said "Therefore sir, if you could so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class because the captain thinks you shouldnt have to sit next to such an unpleasant person" Passangers around them began to applaud as some even gave a standing ovation.
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LinaBina
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July 22, 2012 4:38pm UTC

There has been a question on my mind ever since I was a child,
....How do mermaids pee?

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I_Dont_Know
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July 21, 2012 1:27pm UTC

I saw this on Tumblr and it made me cry a little...
Hey Facebook, I had an idea... All those kids in the hospital recovering from gunshot wounds at the Batman massacre could use a visit from their hero. I propose we (as in all of Facebook) should make enough noise asking Christian Bale to visit these kids in the hospital dressed in the real Batman outfit.
They need to know Heroes can be real too, not just the bad guys.
Not asking anything fancy from you, if you read this, share it on your wall. If you want to go the extra mile, post it on other sites as well. Show the kids there really are Heroes.
Dear Christian Bale, Please visit the injured children from the movie massacre as Batman, you have the power to be a Hero right now, not a movie Hero, a real life flesh and blood one.
Thank you,
Everyone

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sbona123
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June 30, 2012 2:09pm UTC

Here's to the kids:
that don't feel comfortable telling people their problems.

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Lgirl
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June 18, 2012 2:55pm UTC

Dear 6,
Please stop telling people i ate 9. Besides, I hear you guys do some pretty nasty stuff.
Sincerely, 7.

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AustinH
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June 18, 2012 3:22pm UTC

There's always those kids
a couple years younger than you
that think they're so cool
but really, they're only annoying as helll.

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June 17, 2012 5:38pm UTC

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LaLaLuLu
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May 22, 2012 12:29pm UTC

DOES ANYONE ELSE...
have that shirt that never stays on the hanger?

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