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  1. Everpink Everpink
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 7:08pm UTC
    ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚
    As you breath,
    another person takes his last.
    So stop complaining
    but rather live your life with what you got.
    ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚
    nmq/nmf

  2. peanut43998 peanut43998
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 3:32pm UTC
    People can't change the truth,
    but the truth can change people.
    [♥][♥][♥]
    nmf.

  3. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 9:37pm UTC
    i love your eyes, but i love mine more.
    without my eyes, i can't see yours. ♥

  4. GeorgiaMeghann GeorgiaMeghann
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 6:47am UTC
    It's raining.
    I'll update and alert all my friends
    who don't own a window.
    nmf/q

  5. icantgo2pigfartsitsonmars icantgo2pigfartsitsonmars
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 12:02am UTC
    Fun Things to Do in an Elevator:
    - Stand silent and motionless in a corner facing the wall without getting off
    - Greet everyone that gets on with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral
    - Stare at another passenger for a while then announce in horror "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly in terror
    - Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
    - Stare grinning awkwardly at another passenger for a while then announce "I have new socks on."
    - Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space"
    - When there's only one person on the elevator tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you
    - Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to pick it up for you and then scream "HEY! That's mine!"
    - Call out "Group Hug!" and then enforce it
    - Every time the doors open press 'door close' before anyone can get on or off
    - Growl occasionally
    - Say "DING" at each floor
    - If the doors don't open immediately at a floor start hyper-ventilating screaming "We're trapped! We'll never get out!!" and when they open act as if nothing happened
    - Get on with a walkie - talkie and say "Culprit is not on this floor. I'll check the next one and you check the top floor. Be careful, he's armed. Over." Then smile around at the other passengers as if nothing happened.
    ~nmq/nmf

  6. anonymouus anonymouus
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 11:08pm UTC
    our conversations used to go like this;
    i love you, baby.
    love you more, babe.
    not a chance, honey.
    whatever you say, sweetie.
    i love you to the moon, cutie.
    i love you to pluto, hottie.
    i love you times infinity, gorgeous.
    i love you times infinity squared, boo.
    i love you more than black ops, babydoll.
    i love you more than food, sweetheart.
    just give up you won't win, beautiful.
    i could do this all night, darling.
    i could do you all night, princess<3
    i miss that/:

  7. seritas_princess seritas_princess
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 11:20am UTC
    why are people so awkward
    over the phone but so alive over texts?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. chels_xo chels_xo
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 12:48pm UTC
    I got these haters like
    when will she stop?
    maybe a minute after
    n e v e r,
    so set your clocks

  10. LoveDrunkDanny LoveDrunkDanny
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 11:13am UTC
    I THROW YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN THE AIR SOMETIMES,
    Saying AYYYO, she's a DUMB HOE. (:

  11. illshineforyou_ illshineforyou_
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 9:37pm UTC
    Tell her;
    why she's perfect for you. Pick her up. & tickle her till
    she can barely breath, she'll scream & fight you, but
    secretly she'll love it. Protect her. Hold her hand when
    you talk to her. Look at her like she's the only girl you
    ever want to be with. When she least expects it, pull her
    in close & kiss her hard. Tell her she looks beautiful. Get
    her mad, then kiss her. Let her fall asleep in your arms
    . Call her. Give her piggy-back rides. Kiss her forehead.
    Be slow. Don't push anything. Make her feel loved.
    Kiss her in the rain. And when you fall in love with her;
    ♥ t e l l h e r .

  12. __NumbThePain __NumbThePain
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 7:01pm UTC
    Being sad with the right
    people is better than being happy
    with the wrong people. ♥

  13. peanut43998 peanut43998
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 7:59pm UTC
    wanted by many
    taken by none
    looking at some
    waiting for one

  14. kayybeee18 kayybeee18
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 3:27pm UTC
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  15. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 2:05pm UTC
    psy chol ogic al fact #77
    the crusty stuff you get in the corner of your eyes when you wake up is remnant of your dreams.
    the color tells about how your dreams were.
    yellow means you dreamt about love.
    brown means you dreamt about death.
    green means you dreamt about wealth.
    colorless means you dreamt about fame.
    black means you dreamt about nothing.
    format credit; jayciecutie01

  16. beclouger beclouger
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    RANDOM
    A duck's quack doesn't echo.
    The original name for the butterfly was "flutterby".
    Yo-Yos were once used as weapons.
    Blue is the favorite color of 80 percent of Americans.
    There are more chickens than people in the world.
    The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
    It is impossible to lick your elbow.
    All polar bears are left handed.
    If you are still reading, comment your favorite animal and I'll follow you.
    On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
    Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
    Butterflies taste with their feet.
    Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.
    The elephant is the only animal with 4 knees.
    The world's largest fruit are giant pumpkin.
    The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.
    If you are still reading comment your favorite color
    and I'll favorite your ten most recent quotes.
    Frogs sometimes eat enough fireflies that they themselves glow.
    Dr. Seuss pronounced "Seuss" such that it rhymed with "rejoice."
    Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you.
    Carrots used to be purple.
    You are all amazing and beautiful. Have a wonderful day.
    ** I was bored, I hope I made someone out there smile**

  17. hatersgonnahate hatersgonnahate
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 7:50pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    When a girl says im done ,
    it usually means
    "Fight for me"
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    nmf

  18. anythingyouwantintheworld anythingyouwantintheworld
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 7:03pm UTC
    ♥♥♥
    Never get attached to anyone
    Because attachments lead to expectations
    And expectations lead to disappointments
    ♥♥♥
    *nmf

  19. pizza* pizza*
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 11:55am UTC
    pick-up lines #9:
    if i were a squirrel, i'd store my nuts in your hole.

  20. b1air b1air
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 6:00pm UTC
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