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  1. lose_yourselfx lose_yourselfx
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 3:35pm UTC
    IRONIC STUFF #2
    guys like boobs.
    BOOBS ARE FAT.
    guys don't like fat girls.
    [♥]

  2. SIERRAAAAAAxoxo SIERRAAAAAAxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 9:06pm UTC
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  3. Kristennn Kristennn
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 12:43am UTC
    wanna know something funny ?
    first , [<3] this quote .
    then press ctrl & W
    watch what happens
    (: .

  4. Shmorgy2431 Shmorgy2431
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 8:52pm UTC
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    Boy- Why do you straighten your hair?
    Girl- It makes it longer.
    ~later that day~
    Doctor- So tell me again why...
    You burnt your d i c k with a hair straightener?
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    *nmf

  5. Chellsey Chellsey
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 9:42pm UTC
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    D o n ' t L e t P e o p l e L a b e l Y o u .

  6. LivvyLynne LivvyLynne
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 9:08pm UTC
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  7. ClumsyTori ClumsyTori
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 9:20pm UTC
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  8. keep_on_smiling keep_on_smiling
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 8:12pm UTC
    I
    Like a good neighbor,
    State Farm is there,
    with a top quote?

  9. Chellsey Chellsey
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    That moment when you spell
    a common word correctly but
    it just looks so wrong so you
    stare at it questioning its
    EXISTENCE.

  10. lexidanielle_xo lexidanielle_xo
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    Sometimes it lasts in love,
    but sometimes it hurts instead.

  11. lanapoll lanapoll
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 12:01am UTC
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  12. XSydX97X XSydX97X
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    In this tug of war,
    You will always win, even when I'm right.

  13. bambamcunningham bambamcunningham
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 11:27pm UTC
    i freaking love
    caprisuns.

  14. kellyann11597 kellyann11597
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 6:02pm UTC
    Welcome to Abercrombie & Fitch!
    Our sizes are Small, Extra Small,
    Twig-like, and Malnourished.
    Would you like a flashlight or oxygen mask?

  15. LovelyLittleMind LovelyLittleMind
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 11:15pm UTC
    Random Lovely Confession:
    I'm at battle with myself

  16. rawritsamandax rawritsamandax
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 4:25pm UTC
    You know what the 'Warning' label on razors should say?They should say "Warning- Do not use on wrists"

  17. deexoxo16 deexoxo16
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 10:43am UTC
    If a guy texts you during COD, he loves you<3!
    LOL jk,
    the game is just loading.

  18. BloodyKisses BloodyKisses
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 12:11pm UTC
    When I sing with my headphones in I think ,
    "Why don't I have a record deal?"
    Then I take them out and then I know
    why .......

  19. NMQuotesNMFormat NMQuotesNMFormat
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 10:46am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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