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Kristennn

1. Kristennn
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2011 3:00pm UTC
   oh , you think im fat ?
   sorry , i can't be a size zero .
   
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2. Kristennn
   posted a quote
   December 8, 2011 6:42pm UTC
   ABCDEFGRUdtf
   with me ? (;
   
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3. Kristennn
   posted a quote
   November 28, 2011 3:42pm UTC
   Me a nerd ?
   No , I'm just making sure that i don't end up working with you at one of our
   local fast food resturants.
   notmyformat
   
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4. Kristennn
   posted a quote
   November 27, 2011 3:16pm UTC
   Admit it ;
   you get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes something of yours on facebook
   ♥
   
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5. Kristennn
   posted a quote
   November 27, 2011 12:26am UTC
   Format credit: Sandrasaurus
   my ex is texting me
   complaining about the girl that he broke up with me for played him .
   k a r m a ' s a b i t c h , i s n ' t s h e ?
   
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6. Kristennn
   posted a quote
   November 13, 2011 9:34pm UTC
   History
   because if it was herstory, it would be a book full of gossip.
   
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7. Kristennn
   posted a quote
   November 7, 2011 5:36pm UTC
   That one text...
   That makes your bad day , comleatly and totally
   Amazing '
   ♥
   nmf
   
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8. Kristennn
   posted a quote
   November 7, 2011 5:14pm UTC
   New MW3 ?
   girls are going to be very lonely again
   mqmf
   
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9. Kristennn
   posted a quote
   November 3, 2011 7:54pm UTC
   Yeah, my T V shows last longer than your
   relationships
   
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10. Kristennn
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    I wish love was like volleyball
    when ever someone calls "mine" everyone else
    backs off .
    
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11. Kristennn
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 1:32am UTC
    & its just the way
    His hands fit so perfectly into mine .
    nmf
    
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12. Kristennn
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 10:08pm UTC
    At the football game
    -i was holding hands with the guy i like
    -right after we won a big game he took me beside the bleachers alone
    -and pulled me close to him and said "Kristen will you be my girlfriend?"
    i said , yes. Then he kissed me .
    {♥}{♥}{♥}
    true story , my fairy tale (:
    
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13. Kristennn
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2011 10:16pm UTC
    bro , nice formaaa....
    NO I DON'T WANT CAR INSURENCE !
    
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14. Kristennn
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    One day i just want to log into witty and have;
    2463275432687564 notifications , because that would be legit .
    
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15. Kristennn
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 12:43am UTC
    wanna know something funny ?
    first , [<3] this quote .
    then press ctrl & W
    watch what happens
    (: .
    
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16. Kristennn
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 12:38am UTC
    Don't Hate ;
    appreciate !
    (:
    
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17. Kristennn
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    i always miss school
    during the summer
    & i always miss summer
    during the school year
    
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18. Kristennn
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 1:07pm UTC
    that FML moment ;
    when you kick your toe off something .
    should i start a series ?
    
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19. Kristennn
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 1:02pm UTC
    really liking a quote ;
    but being to lazy to fave it because its so long .
    
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20. Kristennn
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 12:35am UTC
    Chuck Norris ;
    Stepped on land and the ground shook with fear .
    that is the reason we had an earthquake .
    way-to-be Chuck Norris way-to-be
    
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