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  1. dontfuckwiththisbitch dontfuckwiththisbitch
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    \
    This is a shovels and rakes conversation,
    No hoes allowed.
    nmf

  2. smilex0 smilex0
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 3:30pm UTC
    when i'm in the car
    and a sad song comes on the radio, i stare out the window and act like i'm in a movie♥

  3. sluutquotesx sluutquotesx
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:14pm UTC
    Just so you know,
    the reason you have so many likes is because you're half-naked in your picture, not because of your face. 
     

  4. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 5:59pm UTC
    It's funny how people who
    know me the least
    have the most to say about me♥

  5. ZiZi123 ZiZi123
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 6:11pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. madiameliamoench madiameliamoench
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 2:35pm UTC
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  8. adnaxxlovexxlife adnaxxlovexxlife
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 9:19pm UTC
    Boy;
    i really like you.
    Girl;
    cool story bro, how many other girls did you tell that to?

  9. b1air b1air
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 1:03pm UTC
    Girls play hard to get because
    boys play hard to keep.\\
    b1air
    idk if this quote's up here already

  10. Shine_With_Me Shine_With_Me
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 2:09pm UTC
    &the worst
    part of this, is that,
    [ everyone saw this coming. Everyone, except me.]

  11. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 12:22pm UTC
    Sometimes 'sorry'
    just isn't enough .

  12. mattiluvsjb94 mattiluvsjb94
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 11:07pm UTC
    Isn't it ironic how
    we love the ones
    who hurt us,
    and hurt the ones
    who
    Love us?

  13. ilove_him ilove_him
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 9:03am UTC
    just because you apologized,
    doesn't mean my heart is magically fixed..

  14. GillyHicks GillyHicks
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 11:24pm UTC
    YAWN. YAWN. YAWN.YAWN. YAWN. YAWN. YAWN. YAWN.
    YAWN. YAWN. YAWN. YAWN.
    Did you know that if you think about yawning you might actually YAWN yourself?
    Fave if you just yawned. :)

  15. JoshLovesYou JoshLovesYou
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 1:30pm UTC
    Statistically, 1 in 20 people live next door to a pedophile.
    Not me though, I live next door to a pair of beautiful 7-year-olds.
    Like if you get it :P
    Quote credit to Facebook

  16. lovejb18 lovejb18
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 1:58pm UTC
    More than 50% of people are born in October. ♥ Favorite if your birthday isn't in October........♥

  17. daydreamer134 daydreamer134
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 11:01am UTC
    Isn't it ironic
    that when you fold a heart in half, you get a t e a r d r o p ?
    nmq

  18. liviababy liviababy
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 11:17am UTC
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  19. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 12:12am UTC
    i must have done something right
    to deserve you in my life.

  20. Peytonie Peytonie
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 1:18am UTC
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