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JoshLovesYou

1. JoshLovesYou
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2011 11:32am UTC
   If, some day, I marry my girlfriend & we have children..
   I want to name my son Luke, so I can say "Luke, I am your father!"
   
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2. JoshLovesYou
   posted a quote
   July 17, 2011 10:48am UTC
   & When I get my driving license,
   You will be my speed bump. :]
   - not my format/quote.
   
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3. JoshLovesYou
   posted a quote
   July 17, 2011 10:22am UTC
   When I was on Dear Blank Please Blank, I saw a post that said
   "Dear Death, We'll give you Justin Bieber if you give us Dobby back. Sincerely, the world."
   MLIA.
   
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4. JoshLovesYou
   posted a quote
   July 17, 2011 10:12am UTC
   Today I went on mysteryseeker.com and asked "What is my mission?"
   It says that my mission is to become the President of the United States of Narnia.
   MLIA.
   
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5. JoshLovesYou
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2011 1:17pm UTC
   1. Go to Google Maps.
   2. Go to "Get directions".
   3. Type Taiwan as the starting location.
   4. Type China as the end location.
   5. Read step number 23.
   6. Laugh.
   -Sorry if this is already here.
   
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6. JoshLovesYou
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2011 1:05pm UTC
   Dear Bruno Mars,
   The grenade will still explode whether you catch it or not.
   Sincerely, think about it.
   - DearBlankPleaseBlank
   
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7. JoshLovesYou
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2011 12:22pm UTC
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   Epic Failure.
   
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8. JoshLovesYou
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2011 11:49am UTC
   How I'm spending Summer 2011:
   - Playing Kingdom Hearts & Pokemon.
   - Being with my girlfriend.
   - Playing more Kingdom Hearts and Pokemon... With my girlfriend.
   Life's good.
   
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9. JoshLovesYou
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2011 11:42am UTC
   Don't fave those quotes that say,
   "Fave this if you're a ninja."
   Real ninjas don't reveal their identity. (;
   - not my format
   
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10. JoshLovesYou
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 11:31am UTC
    Ever notice
    you never see me or Superman at the same time? :P
    - nmq
    
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11. JoshLovesYou
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 11:20am UTC
    Yes, I am a Witty guy,
    And no, I'm not a fake hockey-obsessed Canadian that's just on Witty to say that "All girls are beautiful" or "SiiNGL3 GiiRLZ HiiT M3H UPP ;)";
    I'm here to make quotes. Btw, are you eating that taco or can I have it? :D
    
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12. JoshLovesYou
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 11:02am UTC
    So long;
    b*tch you did me so wrong
    I don't wanna go on, living in this world without you.
    - Eminem
    
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13. JoshLovesYou
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 11:43am UTC
    Last night one of my best friends had an operation to get rid of his cancer...
    It succeeded. He can now call himself a cancer survivor.
    Congrats Kyle, I'm proud of you :]
    
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14. JoshLovesYou
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 11:07am UTC
    Yesterday evening when I was walking home from my girlfriend's house, a bunch of random strangers kicked me on the way. I had no idea why, until I got home... It turned out that last time I hugged her, my girlfriend stuck a sign on my back that said "KICK ME". Why did she do it, you ask? Because the day before, I put one on her (for a joke) that said "Dear men over the age of 60: HUG ME BROTHA!"
    Touché, Alison. :P
    
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15. JoshLovesYou
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 6:01am UTC
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16. JoshLovesYou
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 12:06pm UTC
    Why do you hate the darkness?
    You accept darkness, yet choose to live in the light. So why is it that you loathe us who teether on the edge of nothing; we, who were turned away by both light and darkness, never given a choice? What other choice might we have had?
    - Xemnas from Kingdom Hearts. <3
    
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17. JoshLovesYou
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 11:55am UTC
    Wow. I'm a guy that actually respects Justin Bieber.
    I must be gay.
    -.-''
    
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18. JoshLovesYou
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 11:47am UTC
    I love her almost as much as I love playing Kingdom Hearts ...
    LOL, JK. Kingdom Hearts is pretty damn epic, but I love my girlfriend more. :)
    
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19. JoshLovesYou
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 11:43am UTC
    "If you have a dream, don't wait. Act."
    - Kingdom Hearts. <3
    
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20. JoshLovesYou
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 1:30pm UTC
    Statistically, 1 in 20 people live next door to a pedophile.
    Not me though, I live next door to a pair of beautiful 7-year-olds.
    Like if you get it :P
    Quote credit to Facebook
    
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