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  1. lapepe lapepe
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 4:25pm UTC
    S.T.U.P.I.D.=
    Special Talented Unique Person In Dreamland


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  3. jessashton jessashton
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 1:06pm UTC
    When i was little
    i connected markers together
    to make a sword.
    [ ♥ ]

  4. lyysssx0 lyysssx0
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 2:03pm UTC
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  5. soccermaniac1102 soccermaniac1102
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 7:13pm UTC
    Today, I found out there is now a new "tween" Dora.
    I'm wondering what she is going to be exploring now...
    M L I A ♥

  6. chloexxkrystyna chloexxkrystyna
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 7:57pm UTC
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  7. Nicoletta_ Nicoletta_
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    How to freak people out #2
    1. empty a mayonaise bottle
    2. fill it with vinilla pudding, fluff, etc
    3. & eat it w/ a spoon in public
    notmine

  8. tacos_cookies_xx tacos_cookies_xx
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 2:04pm UTC
    I d i e a l i t t l e inside
    Every time I see
    "EXPLAIN"
    on a test.

  9. gymnast1397 gymnast1397
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 5:54pm UTC
    When Taylor Swift gets married
    her wedding will be more popular than
    England's Will & Kate
    nmf

  10. BreeVee BreeVee
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 1:20pm UTC
    I got dumped today.
    the little girl I am babysitting for asked me
    what was wrong and I told her. She looked
    at me and said, "Why would anyone ever
    break up with you? You're so nice. Should
    we have ice cream now?" She made my
    whole day.

  11. CupidzArrow CupidzArrow
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 4:04pm UTC
    i C a r l y
    Socko makes socks
    socko's brother Tyler makes tie's
    their brother Taylor is a tailor,
    their sister Penny makes penny tee's
    their bother in law, Hunter, hunts,
    their cousin Isaac is an eye-doctor,
    their other cousin Bernie, burns things,
    their cousin Mary got married,
    their uncle Auto is a mechanic
    and their cousin Rob, steals.

    nmf my(cupidzArrow)quote

  12. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 2:33pm UTC
    "h3y w@t$ r0ng?"
    "obviously your education."


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  14. mhsoccer1224 mhsoccer1224
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 6:58pm UTC
    And who else thinks iTunes
    should give you unlimited free songs on your birthday?
    just me?♥
    nmf

  15. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 4:05pm UTC
    They say,
    "Everything happens for a reason."
    But it would be nice to know some of the reasons why.
    - - - - - - - ♥ - - - - - - -
    .

  16. tylerr tylerr
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    July 27, 2011 1:44pm UTC
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  17. iwrotethisforyou iwrotethisforyou
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 3:52pm UTC
    SO, YESTERDAY. .
    this guy that i really like came over to my house to hang out and watch a movie.
    he was standing in the kitchen with me eating pizza when my 8 year old
    little brother walks in.
    my brother starts asking him all of these questions..
    "Do you like this? This? What about this?"
    to all of them the guy i like answers "No."
    my brother says, "well geez you don't like anything do you!?"
    the guy says, "No, that's not true."
    my brother says, "Well what DO you like?"
    the says, "Your sister.. i like her alot."
    fave if you think he is adorable(:

  18. jessashton jessashton
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 1:15pm UTC
    Spongebob is absorbant.
    He lives at the bottom of a biniki.
    Conclusion,
    Spongebob is a tampon.
    NMF.NMQ
    it's nothing new, just another reason to cut.

  19. EvilAngel EvilAngel
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 12:44pm UTC
    Music
    is the words I'm afraid to say.
    Music
    is the one best friend that would never judge or abandon me.
    Music
    has shown me that I'm not alone.
    Music is my life.
    That's why my heart has a beat.

  20. GrabSomeonesHorseyFeedEmHay GrabSomeonesHorseyFeedEmHay
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 11:16am UTC
    For years, men and women
    have been arguing about which is more painful,
    being kicked in the balls or giving birth.
    Well, put it this way...
    About a year or more after having her first child, a mother usually says "Let's have another baby!"
    But have you EVER heard a guy saying "That was fun! Kick me in the balls again!"?
    nmf. Sorry if the quote is already here.

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