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soccerloverx03x
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August 5, 2012 10:14pm UTC

Fine. Don't respond to my text.
I like food better than I like you anyways.
nfm/fmq

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SkylarPeighton
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July 16, 2012 2:25pm UTC

Right now i like the names Hadley Elizabeth for a girl and Nolan James for a boy, but my boyfriend doesnt like them. ):Do you like them????

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SkylarPeighton
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July 16, 2012 11:45am UTC

First; thank you to everybody who commented a name for my baby! They were all AMAZING. We read them all; me and my boyfriend; and we picked out the ones that were just perfect for the baby:) Which ones out of these do you like the best??(: Girls: Cassidy Bella Brooke Annabella Rosie Melody Brielle Aleeyah Makensie Calla Zoey Savannah Hadley Boys: Nolan Noah Carter Nathan Cayden Tucker Matthew Ryann Landon Liam Bentley Karson Holden Brady Travis River Braylen Nole Joel Reighlyn Jack

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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iluvblondie23
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July 15, 2012 8:40pm UTC

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courtneylol_*
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July 15, 2012 7:08pm UTC

Internet: I'm sorry, but the following site: www.wittyprofiles.com does not exist anymore.
Me:
Cat:
Dog:
Sister:
Mom:
Dad:
Grandma:
Jenna Marbles:
Obama:
Alien:
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Me: Aw, hell to the no.

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lkstucchi
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 8:50pm UTC

I wish guys and girls
could have sleepovers
without
it being a big deal.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 10:18pm UTC

A faithful husband was drunk at a party; he didn’t know what was happening around him. When he arrived home, he went straight to bed and slept. When morning came, he was amazed. Everything in his room was in order, and a tablet of aspirin and a glass of water were on his bedside table with a note saying, “Good morning honey, I have to buy groceries but I'll be back for dinner. Have your breakfast! Love you!” from his wife. He wondered why his wife didn't seem to be angry at him, even though he was so drunk last night. He asked his son, “What happened last night? I got drunker than I meant to, your mom should be angry!” The son replied “When mom got home, you were still drunk and you were lying on the bed in your dirty clothes. She tried to undress you, but you said,'Stop, I'm married.’"
I found this on tumblr, but it made me smile like an idiot (:

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mwittym
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July 15, 2012 6:26pm UTC

Jenna Marbles
needs to get her own talk show on T.V.
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zadakbkadaz
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 3:26pm UTC

Hardest job ever:
Working in a bubble wrap factory... Imagine the self control needed..

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 6:26pm UTC

Ripped Jeans.
& Gym Class
The only two reasons
To shave your legs in the winter.

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yourcool
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July 8, 2012 5:18pm UTC

Damn, I forgot to go to the gym today...
That's 10 years in a row now.

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TuckersGirl
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July 8, 2012 12:11pm UTC

Me in the future...
Me:
Come on to your archery lesson!
My daughter: But mom, I don't want to learn archery!
Me:
KATNISS, SHUT UP. PICK UP YOUR COAT AND BOW, WE'RE NOW GOING TO THE BAKERS TO SEE IF HE HAS A SON.

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RunawayRachel
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July 8, 2012 7:15am UTC

~ That sad moment ~ When you come to the unfortunate realization, that crocs are more attractive than you.

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Meany23
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July 7, 2012 10:09pm UTC

Is It Just Me Or. . .
Do banks really confuse you.? Why do they lock they're pens to the desk.? If I'M trusting YOU with my MONEY, you should be able to trust me with your pen.

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