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happiest*
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January 5, 2014 1:37pm UTC

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU GOTTA GET
away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly

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Hale_Storm18
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December 24, 2013 11:26am UTC

i love oversized sweatshirts. it's like, am i fat or is this sweatshirt just too big? am i fat and the sweatshirt is just too big? you'll never know.

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yourcool
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December 18, 2013 3:29am UTC

Single and ready to reply with
sarcastic remarks to any form of affection because that’s the only way I know how to mingle

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happiest*
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December 22, 2013 1:28pm UTC

yeah so i was at my friends house (hes a guy) and his parents weren’t home so we broke into his dad booze cabinet and started drinking. we ended up cudding and watching re-runs of full house, and he told me he loved me and i was like youre just drunk and he said ‘yeah but im not saying it because im drunk. im saying it as fact, it is 54 degrees outside, the ocean is salty, and i love you’ and i was like dayum son and thats the story of how i lost my virginity.
OH GOD

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happiest*
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December 10, 2013 2:03pm UTC

i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went "oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"

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Hale_Storm18
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December 20, 2013 6:08pm UTC

i don't friend zone people, i relationship zone them. you wanna be my friend? too bad, we're dating.

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happiest*
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December 10, 2013 2:00pm UTC

the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again

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happiest*
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December 24, 2013 2:45pm UTC

This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled

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happiest*
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December 14, 2013 3:23pm UTC

I sit next to a popular sports boy in my math class and he was sleeping so i leaned over and doodled a flower on his paper and the first time he didn’t wake up but the second time he did & smiled at me and later in class i saw he had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the 2 flowers and he was trying to hide it but it didn’t work..i know ur secret popular sports boy, u are just as dorky & cute as everyone else

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TellitTotheFrogs*
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January 9, 2014 8:58pm UTC

my dad just tried to have a "serious" talk
about my annoyance of just about everyone.

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flyingbacon7
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January 9, 2014 9:34pm UTC

Guy friend: "Omg, Kelsey you are so fashionable, like seriously you dress nice every day"
Me; " Wanna know my secret? I take 10 minutes to get ready and I just wear whatever is comfortable. I don't dress to please others"

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Fay*
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January 9, 2014 1:23pm UTC

Have u ever had a romantic dream about someone u know & woke up
with a huge temporary crush on them and you're like like where
DID THIS COME FROM

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BravoSierra
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January 9, 2014 12:04pm UTC

Well, witty, it's my two year anniversairy.
I've changed a lot these past two years. I went to prom, was captain of my swim team and graduated high school. I went to college and failed out of college. But I was given a second chance. Witty has always been my support group and I love you all for it. For you younger wittians, please remember, be true to yourself. You only have one life, make it count.

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Fay*
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January 9, 2014 1:34pm UTC

Dear phone,
Thank you for not making me look
like a loner in awkward situations.
~Sincerely me

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鲁汉 ♡*
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January 9, 2014 4:02am UTC

She doesnt say "I love you" like a normal person.
Instead, she'll laugh, shake her head, give you a
little smile, and say, "You're an idiot." If she tells
you you're an idiot, you're a lucky man.

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