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I LOVE running and soccer and skiing and eclipse ball and pretty buch every sport except basketball, UGH i hate it.

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charley13irish
posted a quote
May 12, 2009 5:57pm UTC

Its Compleatly Possible
to Love someone you Hate
But its Compleatly and Utterly impossible
to Hate someone you Love

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charley13irish
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March 19, 2009 4:38pm UTC

Ohana means family,
family means nobody gets left behind.
Or forgotten.
-Lilo and Stitch

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charley13irish
posted a quote
March 19, 2009 4:37pm UTC

Faint hearts never won fair lady.
-Peter Pan

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charley13irish
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March 19, 2009 4:33pm UTC

I'd rather die tomorrow than live
a hundred years without knowing you.
-Pocahontoas

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charley13irish
posted a quote
March 19, 2009 4:28pm UTC

For with each dawn,
she found new hope
that someday,
her dreams of happiness would come true...
-Cinderella

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charley13irish
posted a quote
March 19, 2009 4:26pm UTC

Don't you understand [Tink]?
You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!
-Peter Pan

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charley13irish
posted a quote
February 27, 2009 6:42pm UTC

*to the barney theme song!*
I hate you
You like boys
you like to talk about playing with their toys
with a great big stick
and a net thats three feet tall
dont you want to touch them all?
Made it up about my gym teacher, all he does all class is talk about ball handling for feild hockey.

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charley13irish
posted a quote
February 20, 2009 11:40pm UTC

There was this duck that walked into a bar and sat down in a stool and the bartender said, "Can I help you?"
The duck said, "quack, quack, quack, got any raisins?"
The bartender said, "NO! This is a bar and we don't sell raisins."
The duck walked out and then he came in the next day and sat in the very same stool!
The bartender walked over and asked him if he could help him? The duck said, "quack, quack, quack, got any raisins?"
The bartender said, "NO this is a BAR we don't sell raisins!" So the duck walked out again and left.
He came back the next day and sat in the same stool once again! The duck yelled at the bartender, "quack, quack, quack, got any raisins?"
The bartender said, "NO. And if you come back here once more I am gonna nail your webbed feet to the ground and you are gonna die there."The duck said, "ok", and left.
The next day came and sure enough the duck came back except he only peeped his head inside the door. He said, "quack, quack, got any nails?" The bartender replied, "No!"
The duck said "Good, then you got any raisins?"

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charley13irish
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February 20, 2009 11:36pm UTC

A man was sleeping on his deathbed. The man woke up to see his wife silently praying beside him.
He said, " Martha, I have something to confess to you."
She said, "No dear, save your energy."
He said, "I must tell you so I may pass on to heaven, I cheated on you."
She said, " I know, I poisoned you."
Don't Mess With Girls

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charley13irish
posted a quote
February 20, 2009 11:29pm UTC

HILARIUS STORY!
The policeman had the bar under surveillance a few minutes before closing time, so he could see who comes out drunk.
The first one out the door at 2:00 o'clock weaved down the sidewalk, then fell on the curb. Sluggishly got up, then tried his keys in five cars before finding his own car.
Once inside his car, he fumbled with his keys for 2 or 3 minutes.
Meanwhile, all the club patrons had gotten into their cars and driven away, leaving this one fellow quite alone in the parking lot.
Finally, he got his car started and began to very slowly drive away.
Immediately, the police car was behind him with lights flashing.
The policeman asked the man to take a breathalyser test, to which he readily agreed.
When the reading was 0.0%, the policeman said, "How can this be?"
To which the man replied, "Because tonight, I'm the designated decoy."

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charley13irish
posted a quote
February 20, 2009 11:28pm UTC

READ, VERY FUNNY!!!!
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.
Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" she had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.
Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."
She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"
"I sure did, " said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."

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charley13irish
posted a quote
February 18, 2009 8:43pm UTC

There's always going to be another mountain
I'm always going to want to make it move
Always going to be an uphill battle,
Sometimes you going to have to lose,
Ain't about how fast I get there,
Ain't about whats waiting on the other side
It's the climb

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charley13irish
posted a quote
February 18, 2009 5:23pm UTC

"If you want to win a race, you have to go a little berserk."

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charley13irish
posted a quote
February 18, 2009 5:22pm UTC

When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
--Theodore Roosevelt

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charley13irish
posted a quote
February 18, 2009 5:21pm UTC

When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
--Theodore Roosevelt

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charley13irish
posted a quote
February 18, 2009 5:19pm UTC

"A lot of people run a race to see who is fastest.
I run to see who has the most guts,
{who} can punish himself into exhausting pace,
and then at the end, punish themself even more.
Nobody is going to win a 5,000 meter race after running an easy 2 miles.
Not with me.
If I loose forcing the pace all the way,
well, at least I can live with myself."
-A Runner

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charley13irish
posted a quote
February 18, 2009 5:15pm UTC

All it takes, is all you got.
--Marc Davis

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charley13irish
posted a quote
February 18, 2009 5:13pm UTC

The five S's of sports training are:
Stamina, Speed, Strength, Skill and Spirit;
but the greatest of these is Spirit.
--Ken Doherty

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charley13irish
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February 18, 2009 5:10pm UTC

You have a choice.
You can throw in the towel,
or you can use it to wipe the sweat off of your face.
--Gatorade

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charley13irish
posted a quote
February 14, 2009 5:53pm UTC

Did yoknow u That
China might soon become the #1
english-speaking country!

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