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  1. xonadiaxo xonadiaxo
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2009 7:13pm UTC
    Today,
    Today, after reading this MLIA about
    outsmarting the US government by viewing
    Area 51 on Google Earth, I decided to have a go myself.
    After that, I searched for the North Pole, and found nothing
    but blue space. I realized that Santa Claus is much, much
    more skilled than the US government.
    MLIA

  2. xx_LoveYou_xx xx_LoveYou_xx
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2009 2:14am UTC
    [ Can you imagine simon as a kid ? ]
    his _ imaginary friends _ prolly didnt
    even wanna plaay with him. Poor kid (:
    -Paula abdul
    lazy coloring. sorry, hilarious (:


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  5. xox_peace_xo34 xox_peace_xo34
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2009 7:30pm UTC
    Today, it appeared that the lights
    of my bedroom were flickering.
    Turns out i was blinking ;)
    *MLIA.


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  7. Money Money
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2009 6:46am UTC
    Today I turned 11. I did not receive a letter from Hogwarts.
    MLIA. ;]

  8. _music_ducks _music_ducks
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2009 5:47pm UTC
    Today, I got an F.
    I really, really, dreaded getting an F but I knew it was inevitable.
    That's just how Scrabble works sometimes, though.
    MLIA.

  9. Minnie0929 Minnie0929
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2009 12:46am UTC
    Today I got bit by a spider,
    I didn't turn into spiderman.
    *mlia

  10. alliiexmariiex3 alliiexmariiex3
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2009 4:01pm UTC
    today,
    I was on a boat. T-Pain wasn't there.
    *MLIA

  11. bobbypingirl101 bobbypingirl101
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2009 8:44pm UTC
    Today I noticed that three-quarters of MLIA
    stories are about facebook. I thought to myself,
    "people really need to get a life."
    And then I checked facebook.
    MLIA.
    -mylifeisaverage.com

  12. xogrlygurl021ox xogrlygurl021ox
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2009 9:49pm UTC
    Time For MLIA
    Last night I had a sleepover at a friend's.
    I made her sleep on the side of the bed closest to the door,
    that way if a crazy murderer broke in she would die first.
    Neither of us were killed in the night.
    MLIA.

  13. Charlottexx3 Charlottexx3
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2009 10:53am UTC
    Today, I announced to my friends at lunch that even though I'm a jock, I love to bake as well. The whole cafeteria didn't break into song. MLIA
    Today I was watching Dora the Explorer. At on point Dora asked if we could "all clap along to build the magical bridge". I didnt clap along and the bridge still appeared. MLIA
    Today, I bought a swiffer. My old mop is not following me around or playing love songs to get me back. MLIA
    Today, I opened my Pringles, and they said, "Once you pop, the fun don't stop." The fun stopped a few minutes later. MLIA.
    Today I played pokemon. I did not catch them all. MLIA.
    Today, a man that was older than me told me to get in his car. It's ok though, he was my dad. MLIA
    Today I got two new pet gold fish. I put them in the fishtank in my room. They did not turn into my fairy godparents. MLIA
    haha i love these!

  14. ballinnxxo ballinnxxo
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2009 1:18pm UTC
    i want to be the girl
    who he thinks is the cutest; not necessarily the
    hottest or prettiest, but the cutest, because
    hottness refers to the body,
    and god knows mine isn't perfect.
    pretty refers to the face
    i know plenty of girls prettier than me;
    but cuteness is refering to every
    imperfection
    that he loves. every weird little habit.
    the funny little things that make me different
    from any other girl he could have.
    like how dorky i laugh, or i can't watch gory
    movies, or the way my hair smells.
    all of the little things he notices and adores.
    i want to be that girl
    *hahaaa wow took foreveeeerr! lol it kept spazzing :P hope you like it!

  15. moveonhunx3 moveonhunx3
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2009 7:45pm UTC
    &&+ honey,
    *._you flip my flops;; **
    :)

  16. sn00pystar sn00pystar
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2009 9:13pm UTC
    Today
    I was outside with my dog when he began to bark. Within a few moments, 3 other dogs from surrounding yards joined in. I wanted to be in the loop so I decided to bark too. All the dogs stopped, and my dog walked away. I apologized for embarrasing him in front of his friends.
    MLIA :]


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  18. stephyyx0 stephyyx0
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2009 6:02pm UTC
    It's Alright, It's Okay
    i'm so much better without you. I won't be sorry.
    it's alright , it's okay . so don't you bother what i
    do no matter what you say, i won't return . our
    bridge has burned down , i'm stronger now. it's
    alright , it's okay . i'm so much better without you.
    I Won't Be Sorry .

  19. Bballahhh Bballahhh
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2009 8:08pm UTC
    & this is what makes me crazyy;
    He can flirt with all the girls he wants thinking i wont care,
    when all he does is b r e a k my heart even more.
    How he doesn't care when im with other boys, but i want
    him to be jealous; how he never calls me beautiful anymore.
    How i just know that what he said to me five minutes ago,
    he p-r-o-b-a-b-l-y said the same thing to the girl in the next room.
    but maybe he is just one big jerk that i cant get overr ,<|3
    dis is toooe-tah-lee how i feel right now. so DAWNT JAWK DIS!

  20. summmerr09 summmerr09
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2009 9:00pm UTC
    Just like in Titanic,
    i will never let go
    Just like in Hancock,
    even though im in pain i'd still stand
    Just like in Eagle Eye,
    i would save you even if it means me dying
    Just like in Forrest Gump,
    i don't have to be s m a r t to know what l o v e is
    Just like in Taken,
    i would travel the whole world to save you
    Just like in Pursuit of Happyness,
    even though you don't have alot you still have me
    Just like in 7 pounds,
    i wanna be helpful in the world before my time's done
    Just like in Get Smart,
    you can't trust anyone
    Just like in Marley & Me,
    i was your friend in the beginning and i'm your friend in the end
    credit to nlghrox8 for the quote.

:)

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