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Time For MLIA
Last night I had a sleepover at a friend's.
I made her sleep on the side of the bed closest to the door,
that way if a crazy murderer broke in she would die first.
Neither of us were killed in the night.
MLIA.
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Time For MLIA Last night I had a sleepover at a friend's. I

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