READ,
VERY FUNNY!!!!
There was a man who had worked all
of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser
when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about
anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now
listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in
the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the
afterlife."
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he
died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.
Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife
was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they
finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to
close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" she
had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it
in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.
Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all
that money in the casket."
She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good christian, I can't lie.
I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket
with him."
"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the
casket with him?"
"I sure did, " said the wife. "I got it all
together, put it into my account and I wrote him a
check."
READ, VERY FUNNY!!!! There was a man who had worked all of his
1 faves
·
Feb 20, 2009 11:28pm