HILARIUS STORY!
The
policeman had the bar under surveillance a few minutes before
closing time, so he could see who comes out drunk.
The first one out the door at 2:00 o'clock weaved down the
sidewalk, then fell on the curb. Sluggishly got up, then tried his
keys in five cars before finding his own car.
Once inside his car, he fumbled with his keys for 2 or 3
minutes.
Meanwhile, all the club patrons had gotten into their cars and
driven away, leaving this one fellow quite alone in the parking
lot.
Finally, he got his car started and began to very slowly drive
away.
Immediately, the police car was behind him with lights
flashing.
The policeman asked the man to take a breathalyser test, to which
he readily agreed.
When the reading was 0.0%, the policeman said, "How can this
be?"
To which the man replied, "Because tonight, I'm the designated
decoy."
HILARIUS STORY! The policeman had the bar under surveillance
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Feb 20, 2009 11:29pm