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  1. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 10:21am UTC
    "We don't take our tops off all the time,
    We don't try to be sexy all the time."
    -Harry Styles

  2. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 11:22am UTC
    Interviewer: "Apparently you're the biggest eater and apparently
    Your fish died of obesity because you over fed them."
    Niall: "That's true, actually."

  3. MyLifeWithOneDirection MyLifeWithOneDirection
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    Random thoughts<3
    Only 5 lucky girls get to marry the boys in One Direction.
    Happy husband games, may the odds be ever in your favor.

  4. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    m
    That Awkward Moment When
    Ed Sheeran said 'Moments' wasn't about suicide in any way, via Twitter.
    (my whole life has been a lie)

  5. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 11:42pm UTC
    Liam got upset during the filming of 'Little Things'
    Because the song reminded him of Danielle.

  6. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 1:52pm UTC
    Well it looks like Kesha finally came back to earth with a new song that has a good message.
    Die Young

  7. xxBMTH4Everxx xxBMTH4Everxx
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC
    Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.
    My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
    of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
    Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
    "Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
    MILA.

  8. foreverxtogether foreverxtogether
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 10:20am UTC
    Person: When you hate something it's because you're jealous of it.
    Me: I hate spiders.
    Me:I don't wish I had 8 legs.
    Me: And eat flys.

  10. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    Nmq / Nmf. <3
    Dad, Remember when I killed that butterfly you said "no butter for a week?"
    Yeah.. So?
    Then I killed that honeybee and you said, "No honey for a week."
    Yeah.. So?
    Yeah, that was like a month ago. So?
    Well, mom just killed a c0ckroach... Should I break the news to her?

  11. shann42800 shann42800
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 11:17am UTC
    ADIMIT IT
    We have all tried to have a diary but failed epically...

  12. Rhyburgie2 Rhyburgie2
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    Best Day Of My Life
    Niall Replyed To 2 Of My Tweets To Him
    Niall and Liam Retweeted One Of My Pictures
    Zayn Retweeted One Of My Tweets
    I LOVE TODAY
    nfm Format Credit: Breeze / USMarineCorps2013

  13. ColorMeeSamm ColorMeeSamm
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    Why do you always look tanner in the
    shower?

  14. letsdanceinStyles letsdanceinStyles
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    Katy Perry sings about what girls want to do.
    Taylor Swift sings about what girls want to say.
    One Direction sings about what girls want to hear.

  15. Oliviaxo Oliviaxo
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 10:07am UTC
    Here's to the girls
    that joined witty, BEFORE One Direction took over.
    ~
    nmf

  16. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    spoons, carrots, mirrors, cats, and leprachauns:
    all random words until five special boys come along and give them meanings.

  17. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    FUN FACT:
    People born in 1994-1999
    have lived in three decades,
    two centuries,
    and two millenniums.
    And they are not even 18 yet.

  18. CapriSun CapriSun
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    Here's to the girls that:
    Loved Josh Hutcherson BEFORE he was Peeta

  19. bryella bryella
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    You can't define love.
    - Harry Styles

  20. JuliaLovesU JuliaLovesU
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    Why can't I...
    Be one of those girls who are lucky enough to get One Direction tickets. Why can't I be lucky enough to track them somewhere.
    I promise if I ever meet them, I will mention how much their fans on witty love them <3
    Format:twilightgirl995

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